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OpenSSL gave everyone alarm fatigue - Xe: xeiaso.net/blog/openssl-alarm-

OpenSSL is a great anecdote for why we should avoid writing security-critical code in C. I'm very happy writing Haskell, certainly makes code audits a lot easier!

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Logically, there can be only 9 "Double Oh" agents¹, meaning that James Bond is "seven of nine". This implies that the character not only exists in the Star Trek universe, but is both a Borg and a trans woman

¹ Agent 000, of course, would be "Triple Oh"

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Parlez-vous le français ? Czy mówisz po polsku?
Do you speak Persian, Georgian, Swedish, Vietnamese, or another language?

Consider translating #FreeSoftware projects on #Codeberg, pick your #language from translate.codeberg.org/languag and start browsing projects.

#Translation

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I am once again slightly-amusedly-enamored by Freefall:

freefall.purrsia.com/ff3900/fc

Helix: How was my story telling?
Sam: Not bad. You'll get better with practice.
Sam: Storytelling is an art that comes naturally to humans and sqids. It starts almost as soon as we can form sentences.
Dialog: My dolly wanted a cookie.
Sam: Robots see the world as it is and naturally tell the truth. It's a bad habit and with my help, one you'll learn to overcome.

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food and slightly lewd (hey that rhymes) 

There's a dessert I've seen called "sex in a pan" (example: thespruceeats.com/sex-in-a-pan) and I made it recently, and it was DELICIOUS

I told my kids the lewd name because we live on a farm so biology is not a secret here, and they thought the name was really funny.

But the best was a few days later, when my 6yo tried to ask about the dessert and couldn't remember the name, and she called it "GENDER IN A PAN" and I just about peed myself laughing.

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COVID-19, vaccines, pricing, capitalism 

So Biontech is announcing they want to bump the prices of their COVID-19 vaccines to about 130€ to 175€ per dose next year. Up from the current 20€ per dose.

Manufacturing a dose of the vaccine is reported to cost slightly more than 1€.

This means that the profit margin is currently 95%.

With the price increase the profit margin would go up to something between 99.2% and 99.4%.

We will need more doses of the vaccine since the infection rates are still extremely high, and the effect of the vaccine wears off within months. Many people in the world are still trying to get hold of their first shot, because the richest countries bought up all the doses and let them rot.

The development of these vaccines was paid for by government subsidies, with guaranteed sales contracts following from it, so the 95% profit margin contains hardly any R&D, marketing, and business risk.

There is *no* reason for them to raise the prices to this extent. A 17'400% markup is excessive for a medication that everyone in the world needs.

(And at the same time we are still preventing third parties from making their own doses of the vaccines we know work, because we worship patent law above life.)

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@charlotte Make sure to change your Full Name frequently as a security practice

I hate when a random Swiss person says something to me, I go "'Schuldigung ich spreche nür Hochdeutsch." and they just repeat what obviously is exactly what they said before but with less of an accent. I feel so rude for not understanding it the first time 'round. Dx

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@bun UK government crisis 🤝 Burkina Faso coup d'état

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Polish IPN (and government) wants this photo gone, make sure to spread it as much as you can

cw nazi salute

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Question for developers of any kind here:

Do your online communities revolve around particular computer programs (or programming languages maybe) more than anything else?

I've always noticed this in the motion graphics community. The aggregation tends to be stronger around user groups of software more than around design or the industry in general, at least on the internet. Or maybe this is just a personal bias of mine, and if so I'd like to overcome it.

#mograph #motion #design

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pol annoyance 

god redditors are fucking pathetic

"protest is only good as long as it's not an inconvenience to anyone and also if it's actually effective it will make the movement look bad and also you should simply stop doing anything"

every fucking time, it's either the SUV tire deflating people, or the van gogh painting thing (where the painting is safe behind a glass panel btw), or that one person who cemented their hand to a road to create a traffic jam

the responses are always "oh but what if the person driving that SUV happened to be in a life or death situation. see you just killed a person. what if the SUV was actually an ambulance. youre basically jeff bezos" "oh but theyre just making the movement look bad!! much better activism is when you do nothing"

fucking hell, a quote: "No, in response to some of the posts here, I am not a radical, because radical activism generally just harms everyone."

imagine being such a coward

people say "I think [thing] is good and we should definitely stop climate change/car dependency/etc" but then as soon as anyone actually does anything about it, and is in any way effective (you can't just say it's not effective when hundreds of millions of people saw it in the news. that's just not how it works), they come up with the silliest excuses to go "actually they should simply not do anything about it. we should get rid of climate change but at the same time not do anything to get rid of it"

it's the classic "I /would/ have supported gay people, but there's this one person [name], and they make gay people look bad, so actually I don't support gay people because of that person" - person who has never supported gay people

its frustrating. any time anyone is getting shit done there's always a huge group of people who go "hmmm no. this is probably a hypothetical slight inconvenience to someone, so it's bad activism. it's better to get things done by doing nothing"

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angry perfectionist shouting at humanity 

How we build nuclear power plants:

We need 1 pumo to cool the reactor, so we bult 4 pumps:
- one can be down for maintenance
- one can have a hidden fault that we won't notice until we try to use it
- one can break during operation
- and we still have one to cool the reactor
- and we also have gravity-powered Emergency Core Cooling System on top of that

How we build our economy:

Oh if they fail to deliver we can just sue them.

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Either the most cursed or the most blessed idea I have ever had:

Strongly Typed Typesetting System

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you call yourself a free software fanatic, but I bet you still live in a proprietary house

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systems thinking taught me to see the gods behind the deeds, the fleshless spirits in the patterns of our collective works and how they work their disembodied wills to propagate and entrench, and thus has made me incomprehensible to liberals

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This week I:

🛰️ spent ages talking to journalists about the DART Mission, only for them to either not credit me or call my boss and quote him instead.

🏆 won a competition round and placed in another to now become an Australian representative at a large International competition, but got no press about it.

📡 was scrubbed from or not mentioned in all media releases about a huge grant project I spearheaded at work that is based almost entirely on my labour.

Most weeks it doesn’t get to me, but sometimes it is pretty depressingly thankless to be a young woman in academia.

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Zacząłem pisać posta o Bombie Megabitowej i wyszedł mi na tyle długi rant/recenzja/relacja że postanowiłem go rozbić na trzy części. Dzisiaj przede wszystkim rant.

wordsmith.social/ekofikcje/nie

#ekofikcje #scifi #fantastyka #climatefiction (hasztagi mylące, bo fantastyki za bardzo w tym poście nie ma, a powinna być)

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