I wonder what the higher-ups at gamestop are doing
@valleyforge (insert sell sell sell from trading places .gif)
@dv8 melvin shill
@dv8 but stonks only go up
@valleyforge Oh ya, I forget about that! 😎 Gotta sell some anyhow, can't buy coke that @leyonhjelm mentioned with stocks! Cash only! 
@dv8 @valleyforge buy when stonk goes up. Sell when crash. An unbeatable strategy.
@Philoxenus @valleyforge Well that is what short selling is, which I believe is how the gamestop thing got started.
@dv8 @valleyforge it is a bad strategy and how people lose money. The true strategy is buy when they go up and buy when they crash and never sell, always hold. 😤
@histoire @dv8 @valleyforge tbf, i think lord keynes was the better king at this. Fantastic at buying low but would never close his position so he would lose the majority of hos wealth when the next crash happened. Died a millionaire.
@valleyforge Buy low, sell high. If they own stock in their own company, now would be a good time to sell. Seems like market fuckery is the only reason it is trading so high. So by shear luck I'd take profits.