valleyforge @valleyforge@qoto.org

Remember the xbox kinect. I never got to try that thing

Oh god I hadnt gone roller skating in awhile and then I did like six miles yesterday now my back hurts and I have a shooting competiton this afternoon. Yay.

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-declare-victory-after-reducing-needless-spending-bill-to-just-a-trillion-dollars

Same here

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-vow-to-call-americans-racist-even-harder

Where's the satire?

@evelyn "we shall wade through the blood of our enemies" - French national anthem

@hackernews@die-partei.social cow milk is plant based

I have no idea how google knows I dont drink. I never told it that so it just figured it out

I forgot how much of a workout rollerskating is

@freemo You can also get that drilling water wells or working on power lines

@hackernews@die-partei.social Marie-Anne Charlotte de Corday d'Armont did nothing wrong

@hackernews@die-partei.social I don't understand how you can call yourself a Jacobin and think you're the good guys

@lucifargundam Thank you so much for letting me know this exists.

Other people: I put tape on my laptop webcam for privacy.

Me: If the KGB can get those damned device drivers working they're welcome to try

"Durr said he entered the race after being denied a concealed carry permit despite having a clean record."

Personal hero status confirmed

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/truck-driver-leads-nj-senate-president-after-spending-153-on-campaign/3030225/

This man is now my personal hero.

That most vile creature, the politician.

@pony I wish I knew

@shebang eww not using freedom units

Frosty the Snowman has more respect for traffic laws that lots of people today