A quick 15 second summary of the Harry Potter series:
A story about a child kidnaped by an old gay guy who secretly has him raised by a physically and mentally abusive family to "toughen him up" so he could convince him to commit suicide when he is older by having another dude who is into necrophilia willfully kill him.
Moreover the old dude was a habitual kidnapper and and we later find out actually kidnapped the necrophilia dude when he was a kid too. In fact he kidnapped him, convinced him he had magical powers, and then after he grew up spent most of his life trying to kill the poor kid he kidnapped before ultimately just giving up and getting the second kid he kidnapped to commit suicide in the off chance it will solve the fucking mess he made.