@Pat Nope, and please dont bring that up again or I will have to report you. No mine are about perfectly ordinary friendly birds that absolutely dont spy on you. In fact they are so obviously not spying that they are a perfect choice to tell all your secrets to!

@freemo

>"Nope, and please dont bring that up again or I will have to report you."

I don't understand.

>"No mine are about perfectly ordinary friendly birds that absolutely dont spy on you. In fact they are so obviously not spying that they are a perfect choice to tell all your secrets to!"

I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm, so maybe the first sentence was, too.

Did you ever hear the story about the cat that a spy agency put a bug in, with an antenna in the tail.

They released it and it immediately got run over by a car.

@Pat

> I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm, so maybe the first sentence was, too.

I would never be sarcastic! I swear sometimes its like you dont know me at all!

> Did you ever hear the story about the cat that a spy agency put a bug in, with an antenna in the tail.

No

> They released it and it immediately got run over by a car.

Sounds like a perfect metaphor for government.

@freemo

Maybe the cat getting run over was bad karma for the cat because he was chasing all those friendly, harmless, trustworthy birds.