jonlandrum @jonlandrum@qoto.org

OK but Ted Cruz's dad probably killed JFK, right?

Just realized the best part about mastodon is that the goddamn president of the united states isn’t on here.

The best way to celebrate Labor Day is to go to an IWW meeting, don't @ me.

Tell Your Co-Workers How Much Money You Make
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17900287
#hackernews #tech

This is so much more interaction than I've ever gotten on any other platform. You're all awesome!

Liquor before beer, fuck the police

Beer before liquor, fuck the police

@commandelicious
Mob justice is exactly what we saw with wil wheaton. It doesnt work too well IMO.

@Surasanji @hashtaggrammar

Ancient alien theories are neat but y'all are going to have to do way better than "but how could such primitive people have built such complex structures?" People build crazy shit all the time, are you serious. 18th century archeologists were just racist. Shut up idiot.

Eating in 10-hour window can override disease-causing genetic defects
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17889591
#hackernews #tech

This cartoon looks like good meme fodder and should be posted in every workplace:

Look, I'm not saying Janet Yellen was perfect, but her instincts about when to begin the balance normalization program was spot on. We've got to get our monetary bullets back in the barrel before the next recession, or we will be caught with our pants down.

Keynes was right; Milton was a cop.

worst advice i ever got was to drop a project i was working on because it was too derivative. make whatever the hell you want. ape your heroes. only way to learn

The year is 2019. bofa.lol has grown so massive that the bank of america has taken notice, and brought the instance to court in an attempt to get at the domain name.

"It stands for something other than bank of america for us" @selfagency says in defense on the stand.

"What else could it possibly stand for?" asks the bank lawyer.

A grin crosses the collective fediverse's face and all villains are vanquished at once as the sacred words are spoken, and granted the maximum possible power from all the stolen labor time and caused anguish held in the souls of the banking shareholders and lawyers in attendance is released.

The world is brought to peace and is then ran by socialism just the day after, and everybody lived happily ever after.