Lobster is just a simple lobster with nuclear strike capabilities. There is nothing to fear, for Lobster is benevolent.

@surasanji I trust lobster more than I do my government

@meeper

I trust all lobsters more than I do all humans... all lobsters want to do is clip-clap and chill under some rocks, maybe eat the occasional shrimp

@surasanji

@freemo @surasanji And then we have crabs, the way they walk sideways, them being called cancer and all is suspicious as hell

@meeper @freemo Yes. Crab is very suspicious. Cannot be trusted.