@Pat “You Drive Like a Cunt” and “You Park Like a Cunt”, respectively. The pejoratives here are British English, fwiw. I know how squeamish some other cultures can be about certain words.
This is qoto, nobody's squeamish here. 😆
Although I guess if someone thought that word was a sexist epithet, they might have an issue with it. I don't think it's much different than "dick" in that respect, which few people have an issue with.
(Quite a few of us here are dyslexic and have difficulty with abbreviations.)