Paranormal romance needs to use more obscure monsters.
*cracks knuckles*
Ooh, Barracuda! A Black Pudding for Christmas Blink Doggy Style Carrion Canoodler Cerebral Paramour Cock-a-thrice Couatl Pouatl Just My Type V Erin, Yes! Let's Get Efreeti Together Gelatinous Pubes
Astral Searching for Love Booka Room Caryatiddies for You, Ma'am? Gorbelle of the Gorball A Huecuva Man Kenku Boots Laughing Alone With Slaad Thork It Vortex-Vormex Xack and Xill
Ano, Afanc YOU! A Special Barghest Behir I Come Catfished, Giant Cooshee Coo Deva Fever Drider? I Hardly Know Her! Break up With Your Firefriend Modron Love Chiseled Pechs Quickling, the Vicar is Coming! Taer Myself Away Tarrasque for Your Hand Yeth, Yeth, Oh God, Yeth Hound!
OH I'M NOT STOPPING THERE.
Astral Searching for Love
Booka Room
Caryatiddies for You, Ma'am?
Gorbelle of the Gorball
A Huecuva Man
Kenku Boots
Laughing Alone With Slaad
Thork It
Vortex-Vormex
Xack and Xill