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video games really mess with kids heads. to this day I can't pass a corpse without looting it for rations and health potions

When I see people talking about ASMR, i read it as if it were a word pronounced “ass smear,” thank you, I have no other opinion on the matter

@NicoleTheLizard@queer.af I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than humans having godlike powers.

We are way too fucked up for that sort of shit.

Today's , remembering the victims of all forms of totalitarianism (though most especially those of Hitler and Stalin).

@freemo No, I don't mind the current situation; I just think it would be a Cool Thing to Have.

Stefan Karl Stefansson is dead.

F, my rotten boi, F.

I've never seen something quite as random as the Federated timeline. It's like doing a line of pure internet.

@JackiJacki@mastodon.social
Can someone please tell me what the hell a terf is and why we should execute them en masse?

Okay, can we just get a dedicated Mastodon instance that's populated only by bots that repost news, sorted by hashtag? And then other instances can "subscribe" to a hashtag from that instance.

Or does that already exist, and I'm just late to the game?

Just saw a short article on No Tech Magazine about a modern design that would allow a boat to sail directly into the wind. For some reason the image didn't load, so as I read I imagined what sophisticated and ingenious riggings would be needed to do something like that - so when I clicked through and saw this photo it felt like the punchline to a joke

(Great design, though)

@thatkeltonguy I have consistently stated, since Paul Blart 2 came out, that they should hire Christopher Nolan or Denis Villeneuve or somebody to do 3 and confuse the shit out of every film critic in the business.

@realmaxkeeble More likely, "oh, shit, it's 11 at night and Dave woke up and is crying and is going to wake the other kids up SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT oh, hey, a Hampton Inn, GET OFF THE HIGHWAY NOW."

@mutax What little shred of humanity I have left weeps for you and hopes your father rests in peace and you find solace, but my morbid curiosity has to know: what do (or more likely, did) dental technicians do with asbestos?

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