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@miklo @mkljczk mmm krypa i już we wstępnym akapicie pojawia się demon Baal'Tserovich, to w zasadzie odpowiada na moje pytanie xD Ale naiwny czytałem dalej, piękny artykuł, cieszę się że mam adblocka.

@miklo @mkljczk gdzies w Europie zalegalizowali konferencje faszystów, czy znów chodzi o jakichś centro-prawicowych śmieszków?

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You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the n​erves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg​ex parsers for HTML will ins​tantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil​l devour your HT​ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fi​ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i​s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain, the song of re̸gular exp​ression parsing will exti​nguish the voices of mor​tal man from the sp​here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t​he final snuffing of the lie​s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL I​S LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ich​or permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼O​O NΘ stop the an​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n​ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

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Reddit's core product was effectively completed about 12 years ago. Since then they've tried so many different things that their community doesn't give a shit about at best and abhors at worst. This most recent move is a pretty obvious attempt to kill third party clients and force adoption of their vastly inferior native app in order to drive ad revenue. Given that reddit owes literally all of its success to a revolt against digg's anti user policies, let's see how this plays out.

@xgqt as if Windows needs promoting. WSL promotes Linux more by allowing Linux environments to be standard even among those not willing or able to switch systems. The people who were using Linux until now won't switch to Windows because of it, and if it causes people to switch from macs, Apple will have more of an incentive to also implement a Linux subsystem.

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@thor my favourite part is when some anglophone measures recipe ingredients in "cups" and you wonder if they mean British or American cups…

Searching things in English to access the international knowledge is usually a good idea, but for cooking it's a nightmare. It's like they're allergic to standards.

@realcaseyrollins @lore @colinsmatt11 neither do 5G waves. The way EM radiation causes cancer is by ionising and breaking DNA bonds, for which it needs to be of ultraviolet frequency and above. Visible light and anything below simply doesn't have that effect no matter the power.

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@thor weird, since that's pretty much what "Belarus" means. With one nuance, "rus" means the Rus, which were the people from who Russia started, who inhabited the regions of today's Ukraine, Belarus and East Russia and both of the former are more of Rus successors than Russia itself despite the name. (Russia got seriously and irreversibly fucked by the mongols in the meantime.) So it's more of white Rus-land than white Russia, in Belarusian (Беларусь), English, Polish (Białoruś) and it seems Norwegian too.

@jeremiah @dave This is about as much of a prejudice as treating the insane neighbour that shoots at dogs with distrust. They provably earned it multiple times over and keep doing so. Like I said, different scale of bullshit.

@jeremiah @dave ok, you have one Ghost of Kiev from the very beginning of the war, versus something like at least 1 bullshit per month from the Russian side. Off the top of my head I can recall the fake "Polish" ballots for annexation of Ukraine that were even worse than this and the Ghost combined. It's just a different scale of treating their populace and supporters as absolute morons.

@jeremiah @dave how about you point out "western" propaganda that's as clearly bullshit as this? Shit like this has been Russia's modus operandi forever, they've been doing it during the Tsars' rule, they've especially been doing it during the Soviet era, and they can't seem to be able to stop it even today. Probably because it's the same rotten ruling caste enforcing the same rotten methods.

@Moon and it's the same women that make these memes and do shit like this

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@wariat @agturcz miałem podobnie, binary-based distros są irytujące w zupełnie inne ciekawe sposoby, ale w końcu okazało się że NixOS ma zalety Gentoo (konfigurowalność i możliwość budowania ze źródła), zalety binarnych (prostotę, zaciąganie już zbudowanych jeśli są) i dodatkowo parę swoich zalet (konfigurowanie wszystkiego w modułach nix zamiast grzebać w różnych formatach różnych konfiguracji rozrzuconych po całym /etc jest 10/10) i teraz Gentoo mnie tylko bawi :D

@lore @ned it wouldn't be so bad if it was just that; they usually also huff a bunch of copium and declare that all of humanity's shortcomings are in fact social adaptations to capitalism and were you to eliminate it we'd all happily altruistically cooperate holding hands under a smiling sun with nobody trying to take an advantage of anybody…

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