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Obsessed with the amount of spite it took to make this map:

@mkljczk a dopiero co przekonywałem znajomych że nie no come on, nikt w wieku wyborczym nie jest taki głupi żeby na złość babci odmrozić sobie uszy i zwiększyć szansę na wygraną Nawrockiego. Będę musiał ich przeprosić chyba.

Próbuje sobie człowiek latami zmniejszyć mizantropię a potem zdarzają się wybory i cały wysiłek idzie się wałęsać.

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@AnnaTLeigh @foone every time they try and put all the Win9x code in one place a hell mouth opens under the server and swallows it

@mkljczk może jest jakiś niemainstreamowy odpowiednik akapu, który jest dalej śmieszny?

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I’m convinced every cast-iron skillet is a cursed object. Impervious to metal but damaged by plastic? Cleaning them weakens them and leaving them dirty makes them stronger?

@mkljczk maybe some shader compilation thing? Wine-wayland seems to use DXVK, and random small freezes are typical when not all shaders are compiled yet.

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@VD15 check for support on startup, if not supported display:

@VD15 attach a forked wire on a stick to a microwave transformer connected to an extension cord.
Pros: will kill hornets
Cons: will kill you

@mkljczk kocie uszka, zmiana zaimków, miauczenie było nieuniknione XD

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Fedi via Teletext has to be one of the best ideas I've had in a while

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@desea
FUCK YOUR LICENSE

You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from this work.

You may not view, access, or use this work in any way. You may not download, install, or execute the software described or contained in this work.

You are not allowed.

The author of this software denies ever creating it. This software doesn't exist, and is a figment of your imagination. You are insane.

If you are seeing this notice, you are doing so without permission. Just seeing these words means you're a pirate. Arrrrrrrr.

If you attempt to reproduce, distribute, create derivative works from, view, access, modify, download, install, or execute this software in any way, you are in violation of this license and are probably in violation of some bullshit laws that some officious prick of a lawmaker decided on without your consent or knowledge.

Fuck you and fuck your license.
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Today Melissa Lewis over on BlueSky pointed out that the font used nin the infamous "You wouldn't steal a car" anti-piracy campaign was actually designed by Just van Rossum, whose brother, Guido, created the Python programming language (bsky.app/profile/melissa.news/post/3ln7hx5rhcj2v)

She also pointed out that the font had been cloned and released illegally for free under the name "XBAND Rough". Naturally, it would be hilarious if the anti-piracy campaign actually turned out to have used this pirated font, so I went sleuthing and quickly found a PDF from the campaign site with the font embedded (
web.archive.org/web/20051223202935/http://www.piracyisacrime.com:80/press/pdfs/150605_8PP_brochure.pdf).

So I chucked it into FontForge and yep, turns out the campaign used a pirated font the entire time!

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