@freemo frack. Hope she's doing well and gets better soon.

Today I learned that many/most color laser printers layer an array of yellow microdots on top of documents ๐Ÿ”ฌ

This Machine Identification Code en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_ encodes a print date and a serial number unique to the machine. It only became public knowledge in 2004, ~20 year after deployment ๐Ÿ˜‘

The Technical University of Dresden released a tool 2 years ago to layer on _even more dots_ to render the MIC unreadable and aid whistleblowers publishing github.com/dfd-tud/deda โœŠ

reveals that we live in a society of :
Officials: Don't touch your face unless you've washed/disinfected your hands.
People: Ok.
Also people (on the subway): holdsl on to railings. type on phone. call someone and press said phone on face.

This meme has been circling around for at least 3 years now, it gets more true everyday...

@tomasino@mastodon.sdf.org you're supposed to take the trousers off, fix your knee, and then put trousers back on. Now all your bloody stitches well soil your pants...
;P

is here. So here's a post of mine from 2017, that's as current as then.
Finally the causing grinning will vanish from the streets. The deceitfull will stop being repeated everywhere. The will be dragged from the streets and put to work in .
Hooray!

azotad.wordpress.com/2017/10/2

@Captain
Men because women to the are left always right?

:awesome_rotate:

I can't have nice things, can I? First the mug "Keep calm and kill " and now the cup "Rammsteiner Pilsner" from the concert. Fuuuuuuu....

@freemo I'm getting up at 4am for the purpose of working out...

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