B.J.P. "Augur" @Augur@qoto.org
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- German (native), English (passable), Italian (Basic tourist level), Croatian (below basic tourist level...for now)
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vintage 1982 fulfilling several roles in life (not in order): father, husband, writer, worker, computer dude, science fanboy (even if I don't like the implications/conclusions), Sci-fi and fantasy inclined in both consumer and creator roles, Austrian and overall crazy person.
Joined Aug 2019
@freemo frack. Hope she's doing well and gets better soon.
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Today I learned that many/most color laser printers layer an array of yellow microdots on top of documents 🔬
This Machine Identification Code https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Identification_Code encodes a print date and a serial number unique to the machine. It only became public knowledge in 2004, ~20 year after deployment 😑
The Technical University of Dresden released a tool 2 years ago to layer on _even more dots_ to render the MIC unreadable and aid whistleblowers publishing https://github.com/dfd-tud/deda ✊
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This meme has been circling around for at least 3 years now, it gets more true everyday...
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@tomasino@mastodon.sdf.org you're supposed to take the trousers off, fix your knee, and then put trousers back on. Now all your bloody stitches well soil your pants...
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#election2019 is here. So here's a post of mine from 2017, that's as current as then.
Finally the #diarrhea causing grinning #gremlin #grimaces will vanish from the streets. The deceitfull #messages will stop being repeated everywhere. The #incompetent will be dragged from the streets and put to work in #government.
Hooray!
@Captain
Men because women to the are left always right?
I can't have nice things, can I? First the mug "Keep calm and kill #Zombies" and now the cup "Rammsteiner Pilsner" from the #Rammstein concert. Fuuuuuuu....
@freemo I'm getting up at 4am for the purpose of working out...
@Olivia defiantly....sounds about right. ;)
- Languages
- German (native), English (passable), Italian (Basic tourist level), Croatian (below basic tourist level...for now)
- Blog of subpar writing
- azotad.wordpress.com
vintage 1982 fulfilling several roles in life (not in order): father, husband, writer, worker, computer dude, science fanboy (even if I don't like the implications/conclusions), Sci-fi and fantasy inclined in both consumer and creator roles, Austrian and overall crazy person.
Joined Aug 2019
