David Dvorkin @DavidDvorkin@qoto.org

@szescstopni Maybe. I think it's more likely that they're trying to pick up customers.

Some webcam girls have started following me on Twitter. I'm delighted that, when they're not busy chatting with and etceteraing for their customers, they like to read pithily phrased, witty, trenchant observations about life, literature, politics, and so on.

The layout of the calendar repeats over time. You don't have to buy a new calendar every year. For example, for 2023, you can reuse the calendar for 2017. Big Calendar does not want you to know this! Wake up, sheeple!

(Yes, I know that most of us receive so many calendars in the mail that we never actually buy new ones. Don't stop me. I'm on a roll.)

@ddc0660 @sylphrin I'm not sure about that ratio. Maybe 55:5 is a more realistic goal.

I was interviewed this morning on the Chicago Jewish Cafe program about my book ONCE A JEW, ALWAYS A JEW? Here's the video link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-nMPmhIo

#judaism #atheism #Writing #bookstodon

@JohnShirley2023 Hell, yes, it should be done. The EC is an abomination. Actually getting it done ... Well.

"Please don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

"Bruce, no one likes you now."

So far, 520 people, and counting, are running for mayor of Denver. I don't know anything about any of them, but judging from the e-mails they're sending me, each one is absolutely terrific. The choice will be difficult.

@earthstationtrek@nerdculture.de I have no idea. I hope so, and I hope we find some way to contact other intelligent life.

@raimalarter @prairiewind46 All I see when I do that is <Back link, not the image of a person with a + sign.

@joelodge I had read that it was possible, but it isn't showing up on my Web interface. Perhaps it depends on the instance. Separating each one into its own tab would be extra nice.

@joelodge That sounds really good. However, I almost always access Mastodon via the Web and browser; I'd love to have something like that capability there.

Behold the Cucumber God.

He is surrounded by His adoring worshippers. The crowd is so dense that some of those in it must stand upon others so that they can be bathed in the effulgence of His divine stupendiferousness as he spews his seeds (of wisdom). Sadly, there seem to be some doubters among the tomatoes.

You might notice that the god is made up of two conjoined aspects. How can this be? How can He be both one and two?

This is a deep mystery that can be understood, to the extent mortal mind can understand it, only by those who have studied deeply the ancient writings, the Cuke Canon, and the centuries of exegisis performed thereon and extrapolation derived therefrom by generations of cucologians, cranky fellows crammed together in stinky little rooms, performing their sacred labor while their wives and children labored to provide food and shelter for their families.

For us ordinary mortals, it is sufficient to know that He is the bigod. When a person thinks he is saying "By God!" he is in truth offering a prayer to the only true god, the bigod. Or should that be the bigods? It is a bit confusing.

#atheist

@Pat Those are snow peas. I love them.

@alexwinter@mastodon.social What idiots.

'Tis the season when the coronavirus feels very, very thankful.