George Budd @Gbudd@qoto.org

At the #library

Me: Okay. I’m going to go browse some books. You two stay here and read quietly.

9yo: What if we get abducted?

Me: Be annoying until they let you go.

Other library patron: *snort*

#parenthood

All engineering is reverse engineering if you document things poorly enough.

Jim quietly smiled in response while looking away from the young software engineer, “You know what I did before this? Before coding?”
“No.”
“I was a chemical plant operator. You can’t just restart one of those. The fire, the spark, the pressurization, the catalyzation, it has to keep running. Has to be tended at all times. You walk the jungles of process lines at 4AM and feel their swirling and vibration and heat. They are a physical thing. An obligation. They are more a child than the thing back there will ever be, John. You drop them and they break forever. You talk about your fear of machines. But I know someone killed by a machine.”
John started to talk, but was gently preempted in a rumbly voice.
“A human decided that. Not the braided stainlessless steel hose rotting away. A human decided it could last longer, to save money. That machine was just a messenger for the choice of a man.”

Being afraid doesn’t say anything bad about you, it’s your body’s signal to you that something in your environment is possibly dangerous. It’s just as right and worthy as any other feeling of being felt, and doesn’t mean you can’t handle the thing you’re afraid of - just that there’s possibly danger.

this is the only xkcd that matters and i've kept it bookmarked for years since i first found it

In desert climates of the US a suburban lawn, with irrigation and soil aeration "maintenance" is basically a fire ant paradise. Fire ants love direct sun. They hate bushes that shade the ground, diverse clumps of plants, and fire ants can't live in the desert. They are tropical and the sprinklers for lawns complete the picture. Fire ant paradise!

But then people get so angry when they show up to live in something clearly made for them.

@futurebird
That's what the javelina was saying! 😂

https://defector.com/i-ate-all-your-precious-golf-worms-and-id-do-it-again

#lgbtq

Holy crap, these kick major ass.

I strongly suspect M.C. Escher's walk to and from school was uphill both ways.
#MCEscher

Professor Melissa Murray for President and running mate Elie Mystal for V.P.

The new light switch I got for @thevowel is finally installed.

i'm trying to figure out what high-level abstraction git presents. I think it's something like this?

(yes, all of this is "wrong", but I feel like git's UI does a lot of work to try to provide this abstraction in an inconsistent and leaky way)

We got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. Everyone just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.