James H McLaren @JamesHMcLaren@qoto.org

#caturday #openscience

Person A: The glass is 1/2 empty
Person B: The glass is 1/2 full
Danielle Smith: You need to fundraise for your own glass and whatever you say is in it should be privatized immediately.

One notable change here.
Everyone appears to know when to use lose vs loose.
They’re, their, there etc
I love you all for that alone.

@Merlin I can't understand what is so hard about masking up. It saves lives and it couldn't be easier. I am tired of being looked at strangely for wearing one. I get stares, yet I am one of the few people I know who has stayed well!!

Apparently for some reason itis #TweetAFrog day? So here is the best drawing of a frog ever done, by Itō Jakucha in 1790, and my recreation of this magnificent beast as a pottery jug, WIP and complete.

Hahaha

Over on Twitter it’s like the Penguin is in charge of Gotham.

What I say when I leave the room

BREAKING: Premier Smith mandates forced infection of Alberta school children. NO CHILD LEFT UNINFECTED.
https://bit.ly/3EBmL6T
#cdnpoli #ableg #yyc #yeg #abed #abhealth

I sat by an election denier on the airplane and he started poking me in the arm to be emphatic about his views on people stealing ballots secretly and the airplane was full and I couldn’t move anywhere so I started explaining the yellow fever in very great detail, all the way down to telling him about the bloody vomit that looks like coffee grounds and it worked. He stopped talking to me. The moral of this story is you can’t out-weird an academic; our toolset is too vast. #vastearlyamerica

Little intro - Hey I’m Mikey - I’m a UK based illustrator and linocut printmaker who specialises in the spooky! I love folklore, horror and mythology so that’s mainly what I talk about. You can find out a bit more about me and my work over on my site + IG.

CEO pay at America’s largest public companies is up 1,460% since 1978.

Talk about inflation.

when u boost yr own toot

Me: (butterfly lands on my head)

Anti-trans person: There’s a caterpillar on your head

cyclops is the sound a depressed horse makes when it runs.

do cardassians lay eggs