MasterOfTheTiger (QOTO) @MOTT@qoto.org
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I am a follower of #Jesus #Christ.
Get out of here racists, white supremacists, and every other advocate of evil. Jesus taught us to love one another, not wish them dead!
I accept most followers, so don't be afraid to request to follow. :-)
Joined Oct 2018
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Gru is 14 feet tall and can move at 200 meters per second.
Now before any of you block me for shitposting hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
Now before any of you block me for shitposting hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
@Surasanji I will be too overly "religious" for you. :P
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@Are0h You ask "What part of the Bible says 'Thou shall not use a child's pronouns'??". What you really mean is "What part of the Bible says 'Thou shalt use whatever pronouns a child wants to be called'??"
@Are0h You are being misleading in your rhetorical question.
Note: I just looked up the event after I saw your toot.
@Are0h Now this is just ridiculous. This whole conversation and attack towards truth.
@deadgreenhouse good point. But if I install it once, I will know better next time. Right??
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@sbjohnsrpi Great to have you here! I like qoto for some of those same reasons.
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Hi all, I'm a software engineer, and I'm happy to join the Fediverse! I do a good bit of DevOps work; FOSS makes my life easier. #introduction #programming #foss
@zath just started working on a new website. https://memesforeurope.com
@djsumdog Yeah. He is very political, and he uses CAPS a LOT. So we played on that and teased him a bit to get him to settle down.
He posts the same stuff many places, and trolls a lot. He gets the conversations off course. So I wanted to play around a little bit. My friend actually started that as you can see. It is pretty funny.
I just had a lot of fun teasing an extreme conservative on diaspora* with a friend. https://diasp.org/posts/10726955 Read it, and try not to laugh. :-)
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Day 25 of #nanowrimo
If you're feeling stuck, try to mix it up. Throw in something unexpected. You never know what could happen.
I am thinking about maybe installing Gentoo sometime.
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I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined.
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Our local library has a pretty good black friday offer:
(translated from danish:)
"Borrow two books for the price of one
Twice as free"
- Website
- https://mtiger.xyz
- Heb12 Apps
- https://heb12.github.io
- Alt
- @MasterOfTheTiger@theres.life
- Politics
- Pro-humanity
I am a follower of #Jesus #Christ.
Get out of here racists, white supremacists, and every other advocate of evil. Jesus taught us to love one another, not wish them dead!
I accept most followers, so don't be afraid to request to follow. :-)
Joined Oct 2018
