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First time I've seen a pelican on my morning run in south .

15 miles this morning. 37 this week.

Update: We Now Have Only 12 Seconds Left Until Climate Change Destroys The Planet

"The earth will be totally destroyed in the next, oh, 12 seconds," said Beto O'Rourke at a rally. "If you don't give the government a bunch of money and power, it will happen. Trust me."

"So hand over the cash, guys," he said. "Like, now. I'm super serious."

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I think I saw a beaver swimming in the South Platte when I was this morning, metro

Nice nature week after seeing what I think was a great blue heron on a neighbor's roof a few days ago.

Anyone for a cigar? It's for your health.
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French researchers to give nicotine patches to frontline workers, patients after study shows it may help prevent coronavirus

French researchers are planning to give nicotine patches to both frontline workers and coronavirus patients after research showed nicotine may lessen the effects of or even prevent the coronavirus.

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&CNN headline : Grapple with Questions

Seriously.

Opinion: CNN finally covers sexual assault allegations against Biden — and the piece is just as devastating for the former VP as you'd think

Here at Disrn we've continued to cover CNN's almost inexplicable failure to mention Tara Reade's seemingly credible sexual assault allegations against Democratic presidential candidate Joe .

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Saw when I was today. I guess Easter Trees are a thing. Nice to have something fun during this generally unfun time.

From the article : "A few people pointed out that it could kill everyone, but these people are anti-science and obviously hate their neighbors."

Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge

U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, a new order has been issued: everyone is to jump off a bridge immediately.A government official issued the order to solve our current crisis, and everyone immediately complied."Everyone jump off a bridge," …

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In this the pope is the prophet/messenger of an unloving, vengeful and unforgiving personality ("nature") and not the loving and forgiving God. Interesting.

Pope Francis believes coronavirus is "nature's response" to climate change

Pope Francis revealed in an email interview published Wednesday that he believes the coronavirus pandemic is "nature's response" to humanity's neglect of the current climate crisis.

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Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On Non-Essential Businesses

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time.But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was illegal, since it is completely non-essential to everyth …

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Now wait a minute... "The new figure now includes people who tested positive for COVID-19 and those who have symptoms and were in close contact with someone who tested positive."

So now in we're including people as positive who haven't tested at positive. Anyone with flu symptoms who was on contact with someone with the is now included in this stat. Is everyone doing this? Or is there some need in Colorado to inflate the numbers?

'Joe Is The Best Choice For Our Nation,' Chants Tulsi After DNC Completes Assimilation Process

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The DNC Collective has assimilated yet another species, the Borg King Joe Biden proudly announced Thursday morning.Species 10027, Tulsi Gabbard, was successfully injected with nanoprobes and assimilated into the Borg's campaign, according to Biden's statement. Gabbard quickly lost all principles and independent thought and...

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"I think it's a very nasty question and I think its a very bad signal that you're putting out to the American people. The American people are looking for answers and they're looking for hope and you're doing sensationalism and the same with NBC and Comcast. ... That's really bad reporting. And you ought to get back to reporting instead of sensationalism. Let's see if it works. It might and it might not. I happen to feel good about it, but who knows. I've been right a lot. Let's see what happens. "

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Yeah, this didn't help... Article starts with a timeline of what congress and the president did during the beginning of

Pollak: Democrats Pushed Impeachment While Coronavirus Spread

The timeline of the two developments -- impeachment and coronavirus -- is shocking, and reveals the true cost of hyper-partisanship.

"To the extent that they commented on coronavirus at all, it was only to tear up the president’s remarks or to call him a racist."

breitbart.com/politics/2020/03

Obama Announces He Is No Longer Responsible For The Economy

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—From his seaside mansion, former president Barack Obama announced today that he is formally passing ownership of the stock market and economy on to President Trump."All the gains were mine -- Trump didn't build that -- but this crash is all on Trump," Obama said as he admired the ocean, which will consume his home …

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Hillary Clinton Says Epstein Assassination Was To 'Manage Anxiety'

CHAPPAQUA, NY In a recent interview from her wine cellar this week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for dealing with stress. "Being the president is an extremely stressful job," she told reporters. "Since I am the president, I have to deal with anxiety on a regular basis. One way to calm my nerves is with a...

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First Colorado primary (we were Caucus state until now), in a state with early mail in ballots for all registered voters, first time with an open primary as well. What could go wrong? How about : your vote doesn't count depending on just how the candidate technically suspended their campaign.

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This is new : SMS messaging from a campaign volunteer. This one is from Warren's campaign.

Socialism is not compassion. Capitalism is not compassion. Compassion is compassion.

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