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I'm allowed to put weight on my broken leg now. Just registered for the marathon in October.

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Even though I broke my leg, I'm still hopeful and investing in . I was about 100 miles into my last pair when I fell. I saw a deal on them, blue and white.

They just got delivered. I don't really care about colors. But I did not expect the sparkles. They're all glittery. Glittery men's running shoes. Who knew!

Maybe they'll make my runs faster...or maybe just sparklier.

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Cornell Vaccine Mandate Only Applies to White Students

The Ivy League school offers a race-based exemption from its new mandatory flu shot, requiring only white students to get immunized before returning to the area.

thecollegefix.com/cornell-vacc

As the dad of a multi racial family, I still retain my ability to think and may not fit your stereotype of what the dad of a multi racial family must think.

Replace "dad of a multi racial family" with another descriptor of me the statement remains true.

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Saw this and downloaded it before Twitter disappeared it from my timeline. Wishing our Canadian friends good luck with with what their leaders are pushing on them.

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Adding the header "google=💩️" to all my web servers
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Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet

... While last summer, BLM unleashed their mostly peaceful brand of protests, they said at the end of this trial, they will be unleashing their most powerful weapon: entirely peaceful protests, involving even more peaceful bricks, Molotovs, and more peaceful deaths.

babylonbee.com/news/nation-bra

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