@leilanimunter
Wait a minute here!…you look out your window? I’m going to need to think about this…
If a venture capital made no attempt to monetize the Internet, I’m not sure we would have the Internet we have today. It had to centralize before it decentralized or it would never be viable. The exciting thing is that the walled gardens we live in have outgrown their usefulness and only occupy a few square inches of the vast real estate that is the Internet. I think we’re at the beginning of a new land rush, and we don’t quite know what to call it yet. Maybe we should be thanking Elon Musk?
Mastodon feels a little like the alternative I was fantasizing about in this 2019 comic.
@SmithersMpls
You want a piece of this!? You want a piece of this pie!?
Little Senator Marco wants to ban TikTok to save us from the Chinese government. Heaven forbid the Chinese government get access to my personal kitty kat video watching data. It might get them to trick me into buying Chinese made kitty kat toyz! Good thing useful idiot South African apartheid boy can have all the kitty kat data he wants. Praise the Lord for our hardworking patriotic congressman!
@jacobschumer
I would suggest caution here. My friend on Facebook says fusion is CRT adjacent. Be careful!
@MeidasTouch
Let’s go Brandon!
Rep. Sherman's turn. He has not been quiet in the past about his distaste for crypto.
"My fear is that we'll view Sam Bankman-Fried as just one big snake in a crypto garden of Eden. The fact is, crypto is a garden of snakes."
Regulating cryptocurrency is about as useful as regulating unicorns. We need more congressman, talking this way:
This mind-bending timelapse with the Milky Way stabilized shows the Earth is spinning through space.
Credit: Eric Brummel
https://www.instagram.com/brummelphoto
@BruceMirken
Dave Chapelle is starting to slip into my Bill Cosby category. Love the artist… but what a creep.
@GottaLaff
…and shareholders will continue to collect healthy dividends.
Life hack
@talia_christine
“Former” roommate? 😂
@froomkin
musks words may result in stochastic violence towards trans people…but the advertisers! what about the advertisers!?
Jiu-jitsu liberal. Couldn't drink well enough to be a writer or a lawyer. Became a stoned philosopher instead. Sometimes pay the bills.