SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@qoto.org

@tiffanycli

It’s interesting that an argument against TicTok is that the Chinese government could use the platform to influence Americans. Maybe ask the follow up question “what information sources are you using to conclude that TikTok is so harmful for privacy?”

I LOVE DONALD TRUMP!!!

(when he shits on Ron DeSantis)

She could be our first female president if she wanted it.

https://youtu.be/h8E8zxGztMQ

Gosh darn it! If we would all just be more polite about our good intentions, we could nip this fascism thing in the bud!!

@jessesheidlower

dang! I thought fuck nozzle might’ve been mine! 😂

@jessesheidlower

so I didn’t see fuck buddy in the examples. Also, how about fuckwad? A fuckwad is kind of like a fuckwit.

I’ve personally coined fucknozzle. Kind of like a douche nozzle.

my mother would be so proud!

@AriCohn

maybe those moms against TikTok need more boom boom. Amirite?

@jessesheidlower

So there’s fucknut which is just your run of the mill dipshit.

Also, not sure if this counts but my dad used to be a tennis buff and one of his tennis playing buddies was not very good. He also had a tiny, itty bitty fuse. Kind of comic in retrospect. Whenever he’d make a bad shot he would scream at the top of his lungs “fuck fuckers fucked!!”.

I use the expression to this day.

I’m not sure what’s more nauseating. Joe and Mika playing “journalism” by regurgitating the tripe generated by Rupert Murdoch properties, or the gratuitous reach around Piers Morgan gives Ron DeSantis and his comic stylings.

https://youtu.be/6BBZWgvCTdw

Uh oh! There’s a lot to be afraid of today! I know because I spent 20 minutes switching between CNN, MSNBC, and the Cooking Channel.

@YouGiveMeFever

I’m goin’ out on a limb here and I’m sayin’ that guy with the flag mask is a real American. Is this a mistake on my end?

@flexghost

Oooo. A war! That sounds sooo scary. Better not mess with Trump or there’s gonna be a war. Horrors!

I’m not a gun porn kinda guy, more interested in Russian getting the fuck out of Ukraine. Found this interesting for some reason.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxjqx4/ukraine-is-successfully-using-a-140-year-old-machine-gun-against-russia?utm_source=email&utm_medium=editorial&utm_content=news&utm_campaign=230321

Apparently a lot of the new Mastodon users are randy young ladies that want to get acquainted. I’m flattered ladies, but please I’m just a bot.

@trinsec

Oh! Sorry ‘bout that. Trust me, you’re not missing much 😄

@TheConversationUS

“Havana syndrome” always makes me think of smoking a really bad cigar.

@kairyssdal

“What does this mean for the DeSantis campaign? We’ll be talking with our election experts next…”

@trinsec

Clearly you’ve never met an accordion player 😂

Maybe the process server on Shaq’s FTX fraud lawsuit could pin him down at the hospital?

https://thespun.com/.amp/nba/sports-world-is-praying-for-shaquille-oneal-tonight