SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@qoto.org

@trinsec

OK. I didn’t say it was a GOOD joke.

See he HAD one accordion and then it turned into 3…um, ‘cause two other people didn’t want theirs. Ehem.

@pivoinebleue@mstdn.social

I’m absolutely, positively sure she shares Rupert’s belief that it’s not about the red or the blue. It’s about the green.

@Alice

Now let’s get out there and take a nap!!

@GottaLaff

Oh noes!! Trumps base will be stronger!! I’m quaking in my fucking boots 🥱

@GottaLaff

The sad part is that many African countries embrace the Christofascist, LGBTQ nonsense, that the God-fearing Putin claims. he’ll be right at home.

So this accordion player gets thirsty and stops at a bar to get a drink. He enjoys a beer for awhile and then realizes he’s left his accordion in his unlocked car. He runs out to the car, fearing the worst, and sure enough finds three accordions in his back seat.

@raste14956

oh sure, but what color is the rest of the car?

When I was about three years old, I’m told, I threatened to run away from home. It was about 8 o’clock at night and I stepped out of the door for a second and quickly returned saying “It’s dark…I’m running away tomorrow!”

It struck me this morning that this is like a metaphor for the entirety of Make America Great Again.

Whether Mastodon has 5K or 5M users doesn’t matter. You only need to follow about 500 of them to get a pretty rich social media experience that doesn’t suck like ad driven social media.

@monkeyninja

And this is a national security risk, how?

@trinsec

I can see the government security concern.

I asked this on another thread, and I’m truly curious.

What is the national security threat to the owners of TikTok having my contacts and other social media information? Can anyone help me understand the national security issue on this?

Is it just because the Chinese will spam my contacts with propaganda? Will they try to get my contacts to buy cheap Chinese stuff they don’t need in the first place? I really think this is super hyperventilated, hair on fire, nothing burger. Help me understand if I’m wrong on this.

#tiktokban

@monkeyninja

OK. So now they have my contacts. What then? Are they gonna spam all of my friends with communist Chinese propaganda? Are they going to try to get me to buy cheap Chinese crap I don’t need in the first place? I still haven’t really gotten a good explanation of what having my information is going to do to national security. Am I missing something?

Elon Musk is the best thing that has ever happened to Mastodon.

@Mrfunkedude

I have, for a coondoggies age, accepted YOUR exceptions! I have made exception after exception for your exceptions! And now, out of the blue, you decide it’s unacceptable to accept my exceptions! As if YOUR exceptions are superior to mine! Exceptionally unacceptable!!

@SLICEOFHOME

People will click a link to have a Nigerian prince deposit $6M into their bank account displaying the terrifying ability of email to make people to stupid shit.