SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@qoto.org

My one and only prediction for 2024 is that there will be an insufferable level of nauseatingly hyperbolic digital drama spewed between now and November. Oy! Let me know when the election’s over. 😒

@Richard_Littler

What...no pizza? I’m outta here.

@JaneGray

It’s strange also how so many analysts disregard the fact that, IMPLIED in the language of the constitution, someone that smells like ketchup and bottom-side is also disqualified from holding public office.

@Greengordon

apparently, if your people are a victim of something, it is impossible for you to be a perpetrator of the very thing you were victimized by. I guess it’s not fair to point out the bad behavior of victims. Get it? 🤔

Memory, meet hole.

Substitute“television” and “tube” with “social media” and “internet”.

https://youtu.be/isSE7ux-W-M?si=ZSC7U0DYZZRah2jl

Great news! The Siberian Terror Cabal briefly succeeded in breaching the northern line of our Freedom Alliance! But rest assured, our boys once again rose to the occasion and stemmed the tide! Unfortunately, the nylon supply route will suffer temporary disruption. Not to worry though ladies! Spring fashion collections will still arrive in time for Easter!

Sure...pigs may enjoy it when you have to lower yourself in the mud to be dirty with them, but it beats the crap out of staying clean and having them round you up to put you in a concentration camp.

OK, I’m a dyed in the wool liberal. You can ring a bell and my heart’ll bleed like the Nile in spring. But I have absolutely no tolerance for a stinky politician...from either political party! Democrats and republicans can honestly disagree about taxes, abortion, and drag queens ad nauseam. But a putrid pol? Get outta here, would ya!?! The nose knows what unifies this great nation!

Now that we’ve disrupted the Brosnian Terror Syndicate and destroyed their propaganda machine, there’s a new threat developing in the south. Our troops are sure to have their work cut out for them as they approach the enemy from the sea. Our smart weaponry will most certainly win the day as we continue our march to victory and freedom! Let’s pray that our austerity measures won’t outlive our collective discomfort and that our chocolate ration will soon be restored!

@streetartutopia

If we the people are the government, then does that mean we should be afraid of ourselves?

In the history of tree sloths, not a single tree sloth has robbed a bank. However, if a tree sloth did, in fact, rob a bank, the motherfucker would be indicted and convicted just the same. True, it would be unprecedented, but the motherfucker would still be indicted and convicted. Capeesh? 

Great news! We’re no longer at war with East Asia!! 😀 We’ve now joined forces with their campaign against Oceania!! Sadly, chocolate rations are being reduced due to our reliance on Oceania for the chocolate trade😔. A small price to pay for freedom and justice!!

So the good news is, chocolate and nylon rations are going up 10% in 2024. The bad news is, we’ll be at war with East Asia in 2024. We’ve always been at war with East Asia.

@carnage4life

it seems like it’s nothing proper footnotes couldn’t solve. 

@elfunrokr

There’s only one thing that disqualifies one from being president, and that’s a foul smell. Everyone knows the constitution prohibits a foul smelling person from the presidency. We don’t need a jury verdict to know a person exudes a foul odor and Donald Trump is the smelliest person ever in all American history. Of course, don’t expect the liberal media to report on what is quite clear to anyone with any intelligence.

OMG!! 😱 The apocalypse is next week!! No...wait a minute, it’s actually going to be in three months and seven days!! (give or take a few here or there). And if you send $9.99 to PO Box 555, Pasadena, CA 91102, we’ll send an informative pamphlet and a special gift to ensure you and your family are safe and secure in this unprecedented time of peril in our country, er, for the planet!!!

I’ve seen some virtue signaling about stink shaming Trump and all I can say is, good luck on your march to the concentration camp. I suppose you’ll be able to hold your head high proudly knowing you didn’t hit a Nazi bully below the belt.

@talia_christine

Oooo! I love love love 💕 opening these, but I’m always bumbling with those little hooks in the back. 

People are saying Donald Trump wears diapers. Of course, don’t expect the liberal media will report the facts that everyone already knows.

@georgetakei

https://youtu.be/UVznerpOkTI?si=tgl3j0y-InmtCi5B