DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org
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I say I'm a wine mom. you assume I'm an ordinary human mother that drinks a lot of wine. in reality, I've given birth to four boxes of Franzia
Bad Joke.
@jacethechicken that's one hell of a yeast infection.
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"Heh, remember iframes?" you chuckle to yourself, reminiscing, "remember those?"
Your coworker looks at you with a quizzical look. "Iframes? We still use those all over the site."
You glance at the calendar. It is 2006.
"Oh-Oh no.." You stammer.
"Anyway, it looks like we're gonna have to take those transparent PNGs off the homepage," your coworker continues, "it looks like internet explorer doesn't support them."
You would scream, but only bonzi buddy would hear
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Reaction to a headhunter offering interview prep advice for an interview they got me should not be "oh fuck off" but seriously I could not care less about a fucking grill company
@bryceyoungquist you say that now, but summer is approaching and you're going to be kicking yourself when it's time to grill some tasty hot dogs, half a human torso, and cheese burgers.
Bad Joke. You only live once.
@root they say once you go black you never go back.
@root now I want to make a terrible joke.
@root What kind of CDs?
@johnrandom@cryptids.online that's one of my favorite kind of orbs.
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can u imagine making 2.788 billion off of a movie about ur fursona and everyone just being okay with it
@johnrandom@cryptids.online "they see me rolling" - the orb, probably.
@root Sonichu the movie.
@EdgarAllanFoe open to devour the souls of those who still love Sonic. :(
@johnrandom@cryptids.online I broke a plate the other day and had the same feelings.
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@freemo Some pretty strong words from a guy with a bent nib.
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@Trillenial the absurdist in me loves this.
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