DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

@NPR @Ophillous

Beeeeees!

@_Crescensia_ because 75 degrees is too ostentatious.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online ❤️

@johnrandom@cryptids.online Does that mean we are friends now?

@johnrandom@cryptids.online You are probably better than me at Smash. I am not good at Smash.

@tibius @Roxxie_Riot @root one of my coworkers, who doesn't speak English well, just asked me what I was giggling about.

Orgies, I replied.

What is Orgies? he asked.

That's when everyone goes and fucks in a pit, I replied.

He looked at me for a moment, nodded up and went back to work.

@root I only have this advice regarding orgies: It doesn't pay to turn up late to an orgy.

@root and four is 'OMG LET ME OUT OF THIS ELEVATOR'.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online I'm not taking bedtime advice from a nocturnal pouched rodent.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online In the US (Don't know if they still do it) a lot of whipped cream cans are pressurized with NO2, so, 'Whippits'.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online Yeah.

@soft I'd say yes. I'll wager my fake degrees on it.

I mean my totally legit degrees.

@soft does the chocolate truffle have eggs in it? The barrier of entry to breakfast is just eggs. As long as it has eggs in it that is a breakfast food.

You can trust me. I have degrees in foodology and foodonomy.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online TIL I can download my own Brooko.

Bibi has lost his fucking mind. He's allying himself with Kahanists now.

Good lord.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online I still love my drawn cryptid when you did your style of that thing. :D

Fire Flies! :D