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@FirstLadySquid I think you should mix it up with 'Iris' by the Goo Goo Dolls playing once every 10-15 Kiss from a Rose plays.

@freemo No it isn't! Whistle-Dick is a serious issue that has affected tens of people, Freemo! TENS OF PEOPLE!

@freemo we've gone over this, being able whistle out of your dick isn't a superpower, it's a serious medical condition that you should get looked at asap.

@freemo you want a cybernetic spine that gives you superpowers. Like any sane person.

So. Anyone watch Umbrella Academy, yet?

I binged the whole season over the weekend. Good stuff. I enjoyed it, and am glad it's getting a second season.

@freemo I'd say I got your back, but I feel like it be a lie because clearly the surgeon stole your spinal column, so definitely in bad taste, too.

@freemo Hope you heal soon.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online I've heard the game needs work, but has a pretty decent framework. Seems fairly standard for Paradox, tbh.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online *slaps clenched fist into open palm* I knew it!

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online yeah, it's one of those days. I could absolutely do with a nap for the next 10 hours or so.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online Orb, what is your opinion on the 'Flat orb Society' that believes all orbs are in fact disks.

@freemo they have their own blood.

@freemo I've told you this a million times. Blood is supposed to be inside your body.

@freemo Okay, glad to hear it. You go through it alright?

@Gargron I'd suggest cocaine, but I feel like it might be counter productive.