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I look deeply into my wife’s eyes. A single tear rolls down my cheek. I whisper to her “it’s time.”

“It’s okay,” she whispers back. “I’m here, it’s okay.”

I turn to the waitress of the Mexican restaurant. “I’ll have the cheeseburger.” The waitresses eyes go black. The mariachi music stops. A margarita on the table behind me bursts into flames.

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i’m a good cowgirl. i say my ‘thank ya’s and ‘pardon’s.

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@DuckRex I also like that. I also like when my cat comes up and I pet her once or twice and she purrs before heading on her way to play.

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I like when your cat just purrs. Like, you’re not petting, not snuggling, they just sit by you and purr because they know you need it sometimes. :)

@Trillenial Or: When you say one thing, but mean your mother.

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@freemo here's hoping all goes well, brother. Keeping you in my thoughts.

@freemo @peterdrake I am so far removed from this union and what it is about airlines and whatnot. I'm just pointing out that their bias is obvious and I would want to know why. With flyers like 'HEY YOU CAN BUY GAAAAMES' it def feels skeezy, though.

@freemo @peterdrake I don't know... Check out their website. dontriskitdontsignit.com/

Seems to be using fear mongering to get a point across.

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@mari @8track
GONNA TAKE A LOT TO MAKE ME UNFOLLOW YOU
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A THOUSAND CLOUT OR MORE COULD EVER DO
I BLESS THE TOOTS DOWN IN MAAAAAAAASTODOOOOOOOOON

@johnrandom@cryptids.online they see you rollin' and they hatin'.

Bad Joke. 

My body is ready. Mister Sandman come upon me and help me sleep. (No homo.)

So, it was independence day here in Israel last night. Now I'm at work, and my eyes feel a touch dry and I could take a nap, and I've got that slight headache.

Happy birthday, Israel, I guess. Ow.. light needs to be less bright.

@freemo @Saederup92 That is a different issue that has nothing to do with the objective fact that a vaccinated populous is better than one that isn't.

@Saederup92 @freemo a vaccinated idiot is objectively better than an unvaccinated idiot.

@root I think they could be friends in a different life.

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