DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

Hello my friendly nerds. I have found a website you might like: https://thetrove.net/ It's got them there role playin' books you nerds love. <3 Dave (Also a nerd.)

@jacethechicken I'm liking how the theme song for the reboot of Fairly Odd Parents is going so far.

@lmorchard but where will you keep the skull?

@jacethechicken I am available to chat my chicken friend.

@Absinthe Jaffa Oranges, baaaaaaybeeeee

@mngrif Phreaky.

@mngrif If I go outside won't I lose hacker cred?

@mngrif but I haven't been outside for days D:

@root OwO is the only pure answer.

@Absinthe Jerusalem is the capital of Israel, it just isn't universally accepted or acknowledged as such. All the government functions of the local government happen there, so the facts on the ground are that Jerusalem is the capital.

Anyone who comes to Israel lands in Tel Aviv. Most people start here on their vacations- go to a museum, or go to the beaches.

Honestly, I don't know many tourists who don't visit the three 'Major' cities of Israel- Tel Aviv, Haifa, and Jerusalem.

@dantheclamman Super fantastic. Thank you!

@root

@root slimes have teefs?! :O

@soft FINE!

@dantheclamman Dan, this might be a bit of an odd question as it does not have to do with clams, but do you know any local (Ie: In Israel) scientists who work with ants?

I'm looking to get into ant keeping and I was hoping there might be some local scientists who knew the local wildlife, as it were.

I'm sure you're a busy guy, so don't go to any stress for a random internet question!

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
For every bicycle in China there's a
Cryogenically frozen embryo
That will
Wake up in a cold sweat
Run around the veteran's hospital
Wondering what gave birth to it
Then we'll sing the national anthem
While the government rounds up zygotes
In the latest titanium nets
So they will keep their baby mouths shut
And suck down freedom with the other runts

[Refrain 1]
But I'm an impostor here
I feel it in my bones
And in the way that I have never cared
About American hope
Yes, you're an anomaly just like me
So let's fuck in the street
To show them what it's like to be free

[Chorus]
You'll give birth on a highway
With fifty frozen babies on all sides
Curled up in their ice cube wombs
Sweet, closed eyed
We'll come up with their names one by one
Till every letter's used
And they've thawed out in the sun

[Verse 2]
Then we can sharpen swords in sync with local textile workers
And sew together sinew for our injured ally warriors
Building in solidarity beneath coniferous giants
Planning to shove spikes into the backs of sleeping tyrants
The subtleties of war are loud and so obnoxious
That they can shake stem cells out of test tubes and leave the deaf unconscious
Nobody ever taught us the most valuable lesson
Now there's a tragic lack of expression on the faces that we've dissected

[Refrain 2]
We're impostors here
I know it in my soul
I also know that we can rip through the skin of monster's throat
I know that all our knuckles combined can break a mammoth's bones
And all these tiny teeth together can bite through stone

I thought I should share some of the oddest lyrics I've ever heard in a song.

I present to you: Bite Through Stone by Ceschi: https://youtu.be/jtgumhu98UI

@Absinthe It's only like an hour trip from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem and they're two focal points of Israel in a stark dichotomy with one another. Jerusalem and Tel Aviv are feel like they're on two totally different planets.

When things get hard, I remember these wise words:

"I don't know you, that's my purse!" -Bobby Hill