DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

You's a poopy pants dummy face! >:|

Memes for your Friday

Okay, started with a corrupt user profile. Took a minute to fix, but that's out of the way.

New computer day is always like this, though, isn't it? Nothing seems to be 100% right out of the friggin box.

New computer has been received. Excitement has grown to levels where cold showers are required. Unfortunately, I promised my boss that I wouldn't get naked on the sales floor anymore after the incident.

Now that I have Bill Gates' AOL email address I can send him a bunch of dick pics.

I want to play Smash with peoples. DM me your Switch Friend Codes.

I will also play Mario Kart.

I do not promise being good at anything, though.

I would like one unlubricated cheeseburger, please.

Thank you.

Pelican: *Stares at me with beady eyes*

Me: Hey bae, what that mouth do?

Pelican: *opens mouth to reveal ballet performed by frogs*

I don't trust myself enough to repaste a laptop with my limited level of expertise. Better to get someone with insurance to do it. XD

Now, I need to figure out how to undervolt the CPU and find someone who can repaste this beast to deal with one of the major complaints of the laptop- heat issues.

I think I'm getting this new laptop tomorrow. I'm tempted to call out of work, to be perfectly honest. <_<

I won't, but goodness I am so tempted.