DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

There's some serious political shade being thrown around with Israeli elections coming up (Again.).

Religious folk accusing the secular Zionists of being antisemitic, for instance. Totally fucked.

Big Pimpin? I think you mean *Venti* Pimpin', thank you very much.

Israel is a very interesting place when it comes to ants. There are a lot of species here. We even have African-style Driver #Ants (Dorylus)

I really want to see fifty million ants crawl out of the ground. That has to be an amazing sight... although, I will be keeping safe distance should I ever get the chance to see that.

I'm told that Camponotus and Messor species are the easiest to keep for newcomers to #antkeeping , but lord knows what I'll find when I actually go out there. All of it is very exciting and I'm looking forward to figuring out my first colony.

Goooood morning #qoto! It's my day to be at work super early (3 hours earlier than normal) and I just love it. It's so quiet and cool and I have a lot of time to get stuff done.

I almost wish I could work like this all the time. Answer emails, do back office work, and listen to music.

Hoooome from work. HOOOOOME FROM WORK.

So, when is D&D getting Power Word: Yeet?

Hello my friendly nerds. I have found a website you might like: https://thetrove.net/ It's got them there role playin' books you nerds love. <3 Dave (Also a nerd.)

@jacethechicken I am available to chat my chicken friend.

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
For every bicycle in China there's a
Cryogenically frozen embryo
That will
Wake up in a cold sweat
Run around the veteran's hospital
Wondering what gave birth to it
Then we'll sing the national anthem
While the government rounds up zygotes
In the latest titanium nets
So they will keep their baby mouths shut
And suck down freedom with the other runts

[Refrain 1]
But I'm an impostor here
I feel it in my bones
And in the way that I have never cared
About American hope
Yes, you're an anomaly just like me
So let's fuck in the street
To show them what it's like to be free

[Chorus]
You'll give birth on a highway
With fifty frozen babies on all sides
Curled up in their ice cube wombs
Sweet, closed eyed
We'll come up with their names one by one
Till every letter's used
And they've thawed out in the sun

[Verse 2]
Then we can sharpen swords in sync with local textile workers
And sew together sinew for our injured ally warriors
Building in solidarity beneath coniferous giants
Planning to shove spikes into the backs of sleeping tyrants
The subtleties of war are loud and so obnoxious
That they can shake stem cells out of test tubes and leave the deaf unconscious
Nobody ever taught us the most valuable lesson
Now there's a tragic lack of expression on the faces that we've dissected

[Refrain 2]
We're impostors here
I know it in my soul
I also know that we can rip through the skin of monster's throat
I know that all our knuckles combined can break a mammoth's bones
And all these tiny teeth together can bite through stone

I thought I should share some of the oddest lyrics I've ever heard in a song.

I present to you: Bite Through Stone by Ceschi: https://youtu.be/jtgumhu98UI