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@mewmew serious question... how do I get a cute blob avi? Say... of Dr. Zoidberg?

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@Surasanji @ItsJenNotGabby omggg she looks like you just said the worst thing to her lmao

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The idea that some infinities are bigger or smaller than other infinities is the sort of thing that gives people headaches.

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Bed time for me. Goodnight Qoto, Goodnight Fediverse.

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OMG !
COMMIE EVO MORALES RESIGNED AFTER ELECTION FRAUD EXPOSED !!!
YESSSSSS !!!!!!
YESSSSSS !!!!!!!

WHAT AN AWESOME NEWS !
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Customer: I ORDERED THE WRONG ITEM AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.

Me: Okay, how's that?

Customer: YOU ARE SO RUDE, LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER?!

Me: I am the manager. How did this happen? Where did the confusion happen?

Customer: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! *click*

I am still confused.

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