DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

Libertarians are just broke Republicans.

Hey what up, my name’s Jarod, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to colour coordinate

"You nobles, you sons of my chiefs, you superfine dandies, you have trusted to your birth and your possessions and have set at naught my orders to your own advancement; you have neglected the pursuit of learning and you have given yourselves over to luxury and sport, to idleness and profitless pastimes. By the King of Heaven, I take no account of your noble birth and your fine looks, though others may admire you for them. Know this for certain, that unless you make up for your former sloth by vigourous study, you will never get any favour from me"

-- Notker the Stammerer in De Carolo Magno

I am both disturbed and amused by this at the same time.

@Surasanji @sara only if you eat enough fiber or take your citrucell!

I just had a genuinely positive and nice interaction with my ex's dad at work, hell yeah

@sara apparently it involves a shit ton of "fake it till you make it."

how the fuck do I adult

me, unable to not get high >5 times a day to not go into anxiety hell: maybe i should take a break for a few weeks to get my tolerance back down.. i can definitely do that...

@Surasanji this one I would think...
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dog-mayor-duke_us_57bbebf5e4b00d9c3a19cb19

@Surasanji I'll take it.

@Surasanji I gave my dog some of the leftover ox tail. Does that win me back any karma points?

@Surasanji I stand ashamed. I didn't ask for this life!!!

@Surasanji Hmm... I imagine you'd be a mastermind rogue with a multiclass into some form of cleric for dimension door type spells. You're a halfling, and your background is Sage! You have the War Caster feat, since you're good at keeping up concentration under duress!

@SquidPresident You are a noble triton divination wizard of the anthropologist background, you have the linguist background. You have spent a long time studying the languages and cultures of the overworld, and have returned from a brief life of mild adventuring to teach the lessons you have learned to your community under the seas. The leaders of your community regard you highly, and count on you for council and advice. One day soon, will they task you with returning above the waves?