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@satan So you mean to say... you are currently dying?

@interfluidity The question popping up for me is: Why did they invite him? Is this some "all presidential candidates must be invited" thing?

@interfluidity Don't you mean "flatten"?

@interfluidity Ha, i just got to the boss in the game i play and was asked "Why are you so ugly?".

In spirit of our recent exchange, i've opened a beer and hope to achieve the pastry, flabby belly our idol has. Maybe i can be something more, something that is no longer disturbed by all the pesky news and developments.

Cheers!

@twizzay That's like saying "The neighbor has dogs out for blood in his yard, it's my fault that i'm not visiting him"

@interfluidity I'm sure it was intentional. His handlers wouldn't let him be anything but decisive!

@interfluidity Wait until someone tells him "x" can be a gender neutral ending in some languages!

@Hyolobrika ATMs, your rail services website, gouvernment websites, any vending machine complex enough to run software instead of just a few buttons... there's software in a lot of stuff, and very little of it open source, i think.

@Hyolobrika While i generally agree with you and also agree that the described behavior makes little sense, i wonder if we tolerate similar jankiness from non-oss software because it is often unavoidable.

@Hyolobrika When someone asks you to count your blessings, include this!

@Hyolobrika So you never used Windows ME or Vista?

@twizzay Hey, prime real estate to exercise that "specific praise" thing!
I think this is a very good way to deal with such a situation. By keeping the balance like that, it'll surely be easier to reach your goal without leaving anyone in the dust, including yourself.

How'd i do?

@twizzay Hey, sounds like this could use a java swing frontend! /s

@twizzay Oh, then i wish you luck with untangling and fixing this, and please file my comment under "unhinged jokes".

@twizzay Have you tried blank stares? Maybe with a little drool?
If she thinks you're dumb as a brick, she might not break out her cotton-sharp wits...

@twizzay At least you are not in trouble because you entrusted Mcafee with your private data!

@PippiPunkstrumpf Dann sind die Superkräfte nicht mehr weit! Sag Bescheid, wenn Leute, die dir blöd kommen sich unter deinen Blicken in Stinktiere verwandeln!

@PippiPunkstrumpf Wer im Sterben liegt weiß schon mal, dass er nicht tot ist!
Gute Besserung dir!

@Hyolobrika I don't have any overview in that matter.

@plutonian Easy, we divine beings must check on the mortals. Would be parental neglect otherwise.