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@Alice LIES! The clothing is even being counted!

(I didn't know strip interviews were a thing, but if he takes off one piece every ah-ah-ah, that might be interesting)

@kalfatermann
I'd go with set theory here, "the high profile ones" as a subset of "all of them".
@VeroniqueB99

@VeroniqueB99 If you see three, that's a total recall.

@the_etrain I have a cast iron pan, i know how it is with things that are definitely not a cult!

@VeroniqueB99 And empty spots represent porch pirates?

@VeroniqueB99 Looks like that dong is going into a grinder

@VeroniqueB99 My parents were always much calmer about this than the people on the left

@fietsria
That's a fantastic idea - right at the "annoyed teenager" phase, this should provide some entertainment. If you also ask what job they want to do later (for the 100th time), i don't even think you need any fireworks to start the requisite wildfires!

@VeroniqueB99

@CorvidCrone Quite goofy, but no record-breaking goof. The orgon accumulator was funnier, here the reviews are providing more goof than the rather unimaginative lies of the product description.

I'd recommend for them to invent a new name for the magical energy they say does this.

@CorvidCrone Hmm, i had to search this, hadn't heard. But disco for the skin sounded funny enough, and i was not disappointed.
Article description i found said for strength and stamina, but behold the reviews: no long dong silver, people report improvements for their pain.

I must say, they do work for entertainment purposes, and one does not even need to buy them!

@aubilenon Easy. You'd need an appointment, which means actually planning ahead. It would be pretense...

@daswarkeinhuhn Möge sich die Backform gut lösen lassen

@daswarkeinhuhn Da, das ist die Chaosbäckerin! Nehmen Sie sie fest, der CVE (Centralrat vorhersehbaren Essens) hat gesprochen!

(bin mal gespannt wie kreativ es noch wird)

@daswarkeinhuhn Zwischen? Gibts mehrere Schichten oder Zuckerguss?

@yourautisticlife That's way too imprecise. How is one to know if chain rattling and furniture moving is also appreciated, or maybe a no-go?

@daswarkeinhuhn Dann stelle ich gleich in der nächsten Folge die Frage an AFD und CDU: "Sind sie sich der Auswirkungen ihrer Antworten bewusst?"

Ich hoffe du hast genug budgetiert um die Gerätschaften zu ersetzen, wenn Kandidatys spontan explodieren.

@daswarkeinhuhn Und was machst du mit den Millionen, die du mit der genialen Idee verdienst?

@OpenComputeDesign
Look at it as spiting a very profit hungry industry, in a way that is superior to those laughable "trash art" things. It's one electronic device that won't end up being polluting a third world country.

@omnipotens

@the_etrain It's called "discord", and that's not your fault, it's just bad UI/UX.

@the_etrain Don't you mean a particle of sunshine as well?

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