bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@qoto.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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Malware already used DNS, IRC, XMPP, Web pages, Ethereum, Twitter, pads, to communicate with their C&C. Sooner or later, they had to try the fediverse. *Every* communication tool can be used this way. Sentences like "Mastodon a relatively under-moderated space" are really dumb. Do they expect a censor to check daily *all* the profiles, and notice that "scan:192.0.2.1" is an order to the malware?
🌿 
:ignucius:
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Guys! Guys! GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!
DNS-over-ActivityPub when?
DNS-over-ActivityPub when?
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Mesmerised brown crabs ‘attracted to’ undersea power cables
bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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#COVID #vaccines are highly effective (Fauci in the Hall of the Mountain King) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSZMtSPX3iE
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In a series of TikTok videos, a US charity founder - a woman of color - implied that a young lesbian was harming trans people by her "gender preferences," asked the lesbian for reparations and applauded her decision to go to therapy to get rid of her "penis repulsion."
https://4w.pub/sexual-abuse-charity-founder-penis-repulsion/
https://4w.pub/sexual-abuse-charity-founder-penis-repulsion/
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bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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Web dev be like:
"I want to detect if a CSS variable has been changed"
"Sure, here's a very hacky solution with very specific requirements that are a pain to implement because there's no official way to do this"
"I want to detect if a user is sitting in a >3m² room, alone, and hasn't blinked in the last 2 seconds"
"You can use this 1-liner that utilizes the RoomSizeUserPresenceAndEyeBlink API Google pushed into standards to totally not improve their tracking of users"
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like and share if you WOULD appreciate opening your toilet lid and there being a large cuban treefrog in your commode
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bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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My therapist: You need to stop fixating on Spiky Mario. He's not real and he can't hurt you.
Spiky Mario:
RT @vl_tone@twitter.com
Answering the question "What would happen if we added random values to every vertices in Super Mario 64?" once and for all, so we can move on to more important questions! 🙃
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Die EU ist drauf und dran E2E encryption zu verbieten. "für den Schutz der Kinder".
Vollkommener bullshit, es geht rein um Massenüberwachung, Kontrolle, und Machterhalt von Politikern die Wissen das ihre Zeit an der Macht dem Ende zu geht.
bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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Sorry mister, we're the pro-gun leftists
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
