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I'm so annoyed by the _appification_ of services…

No, I won't install your stupid app just to book a haircut, to see the balance in my meal card, or to be notified when my vehicle is ready to leave the garage.

Especially if your stupid app needs a ton of irrelevant permissions, weights 250 MB, keeps itself always busy in the background and bugs me with notifications!

Develop a fucking universal web app which can be used by pretty much anyone anywhere immediately and without leaving a trail of binary droppings.

and FTW.

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good night everyone! :blobfoxcomfysleepy:

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(not) Fedi Tips :verified2:

Reminder that we here at Mastodon™ Inc. reserves the right to terminate your #fediverse account and instance should you engage in activities that break the terms of our software agreement such as:

• Running illegal copies or forks of the software

• Using the words Mastodon®, Toot®, Elephant® without a Eugene license or active MastoGold™ subscription

• Using the word Mastodon® in your domain without a Eugene license or active MastoGold™ subscription

• Federating with any verified instances without a Eugene license or active MastoGold™ subscription

• NOT using the word Mastodon® in your name when running a Mastodon™ instance

Repeat violations are subject to legal action and incarceration for up to 6 months.

Federate safely and wisely! #FediTps #Masto®Tips #Mastodon

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eugen moment: first spin it that all the network is called mastodon, then complain when people use that name.

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pistolero
@MK2boogaloo @Gargron @Tech @rysiek brb changing all of FSE's help pages and shit to say we're running mastodon
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Hoss “Compu-tard Admin Fag of The League of Irrelevant Anime Losers in Mom's Basement” Delgado
>ywn live in an era where people thought the future was going to be cool and full of tron aestheics
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Sir Funk 🇦🇺
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Mario 🔒

Coming clean 

i did nordstream
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cyberanathema
Posted this before but I'm reposting it because it's fucking true.
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Una

"Haha GNOME 3 bad"

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Una
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:thonk:

friends don't let friends make websites that hijack scroll wheel functionality or add "smoothing"

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🌲>tfw can't snug klonoa IRL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸
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creator of #fediblock :verified::makemeneko:
tired :brainlet: discovering new torrent indexing websites by word of mouth

wired :brain3: browsing the DMCA requests published on https://lumendatabase.org

I love block lists
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feral american
anime catgirls: uwu nyaaa~
reality catgirls: "The metatoxoplasmosis has advanced; you may see signs of hair loss, increased nausea, and very weak tendons."
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