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From Twidere to Fedilab in (many) seconds.
Soft ware and hard rocks.
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Reposts are bookmarks. Nice or stupid.
Joined Nov 2022
@t3n Ik bestell nich so viel sheiss
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I can’t wait to see all the news articles citing the huge spike in #Threads sign ups followed by the drop in traffic as an indication it’s a huge failure. Oh wait, sorry for that - those articles are reserved for free / open software / services: #Mastodon, #Linux, #Wikipedia, #InternetArchive, etc.
Don’t want to lose Facebook ad dollars - it’s all about the Benjamins. 💵💰💲💴💶💷 https://mastodon.scot/@riggs7sct/110682508500719505
Leg-it question 😆
@juergen_hubert Impressive :)
Make some pictures but please don't fall down!
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@juergen_hubert That was really unexpected *mindblown*
"In the deepest mines, which could sink to more than 350 fathoms (640 metres)"
Imagine you have to go down on such a thing for 640 meters. 🙀
@juergen_hubert Idon't fully understand how it works, but I wouldn't want to descent down under earth for 40 minutes on that thing. 
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@ancient_catbus I want a car with a porthole.
@sixtus *should reserve n handles and sell them in 10 years.
Oh, don't lose the passwords :D
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Don't belive everything written in a Glückskeks.@akareilly Don't forget the salt around your hashes, they said. 
@wndlb @TruthSandwich @Teri_Kanefield only after reading tve article I understood that macedonian take 🙃
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@Teri_Kanefield Sounds like a classic case of addiction to rageohol.
@mvexel sadly the sweet word Floppy is no more in use. Now a similar thing is called USB-Stick.
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At least we still have Rubber Duckeys 
I have to quote this, but sadly from a windows notebook 
Who would need a method called *GetTasteOfJson* ?
