dv8 @dv8@qoto.org

@SusanInVA Seems the President and I have something in common. We both went into the wrong business.

@GNUxeava #triggerwarning

@sullybiker Fumundo! AmIRite! #highfive

@TuckerCarlsonsHair@social.quodverum.com Ending slavery is great and all, but who wants to pay an extra 23 cents for a pair of socks at Walmart? 🤯

She said she was looking for a man with a nice body. I said, this is your #lucky day, I have three in the freezer. #lovetips #Valentines 🔪

@SusanInVA Talent also helps. 🧐

@lucifargundam That is great for some sort of #injection or cleaning, inside the body. 🧐

Gaslight is the best disinfectant! #ancient #Q #proverb 🔅

@Mommie7 Native Americans be like, what about turkeys and corn?

@ShowerThoughts Certainly don't want to mix them up after a usage.

@gzt #takeanumber

Zero days of #Golf in 5 days! #failedpresidency 🍔

@darulharb He did say he will be back "in some form" #Qknows!

@dockers When you see a portion of the audience leaving to beat the crowd, it's nearly over... oh wait.

@trinsec Better! Stronger! Faster! Only Something can stop me now!

Before this #pandemic I was pretty good at doing nothing, now I'm even better! #improvements #selfhelp #guru

@TheBabylonBee When #NBC allows an audience, send them over to #thevoice as well!

@dankmaximus Don't forget the #popcorn!

It's #2021 #youtubers! Yes, we know how to Like and Subscribe! Now, don't forget to wipe your ass after you dump.