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Every #fashionista knows, you don't wear a #rolex unless you're wearing a #tansuit! 🧐

If I were an #impeachment Lawyer, I'd most defiantly ask for a Per Diem of 1.3B 🕵️

I'm starting a new Business Venture!
Heart Shaped #Valentines Salads! 😍
When you take a lady on a dinner date, she typically orders only a Salad. Using that one metric I can project a new billion dollar industry! Join my new startup!

Well Well Well, look who has the highest average #COVID19 deaths Per Day of any living world leader! And the lowest average #golfs per day of any living current President! #thatjoeguy that's who!

#failedpresidency 🍔

She said she was looking for a man with a nice body. I said, this is your #lucky day, I have three in the freezer. #lovetips #Valentines 🔪

Gaslight is the best disinfectant! #ancient #Q #proverb 🔅

Zero days of #Golf in 5 days! #failedpresidency 🍔

Before this #pandemic I was pretty good at doing nothing, now I'm even better! #improvements #selfhelp #guru

It's #2021 #youtubers! Yes, we know how to Like and Subscribe! Now, don't forget to wipe your ass after you dump.

About every 6 hours the #FBI announces a new #occupyjailstreet recipient. #Qcrew

We do more #COVID19 Deaths by 9am than most other countries do all week! #winning 🥇

Are your #grandparents looking for a #Romantic Getaway this #Valentines? Try the #Morgue! It's quiet and relaxing, and a body bag makes one #Sexy outfit! #winning ➡️ #COVID19

#TIL #larryking apparently not a #zombie

#COVID regiment, six months in the making has finally been released! Active ingredients include..Eye of Newt! Colon of Kraken! Gas of Giuliani! #miraclecure

The Portable Morgue Industry is making a Killing! #stocktip

You wont have to apologize for a #Crime... if you...

Gotta wonder when the permits for #civilwar 2021 reenactments are going to be available.

Zero Hermit #COVID19 Fatalities!