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Every knows, you don't wear a unless you're wearing a ! 🧐

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Oh whoos a cute lil rexy, you are you are. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ πŸ‰

If I were an Lawyer, I'd most defiantly ask for a Per Diem of 1.3B πŸ•΅οΈ

I'm starting a new Business Venture!
Heart Shaped Salads! 😍
When you take a lady on a dinner date, she typically orders only a Salad. Using that one metric I can project a new billion dollar industry! Join my new startup!

Well Well Well, look who has the highest average deaths Per Day of any living world leader! And the lowest average per day of any living current President! that's who!

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She said she was looking for a man with a nice body. I said, this is your day, I have three in the freezer. πŸ”ͺ

Gaslight is the best disinfectant! πŸ”…

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Before this I was pretty good at doing nothing, now I'm even better! :blobcheer2:

It's #2021 ! Yes, we know how to Like and Subscribe! Now, don't forget to wipe your ass after you dump.

About every 6 hours the announces a new recipient. :blobcatfacepalm:

We do more Deaths by 9am than most other countries do all week! πŸ₯‡

Are your looking for a Getaway this ? Try the ! It's quiet and relaxing, and a body bag makes one outfit! ➑️

regiment, six months in the making has finally been released! Active ingredients include..Eye of Newt! Colon of Kraken! Gas of Giuliani!

The Portable Morgue Industry is making a Killing!

You wont have to apologize for a ... if you...

Gotta wonder when the permits for 2021 reenactments are going to be available.

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