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Matthew Garrett  
Made the terrible mistake of showing my partner season 1 of ST:TNG and now they're convinced I'm Wesley fml
Rach Smith :verified: boosted
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Hello Mastodon! it's Saturday! you know what that means... , here are Ember (L) and Rogue (R) my furry babies! I breast feed them (not really) - people calling their pets babies is weird, don't do that..

Also don't anthropomorphise animals, they hate that...

@trinsec Been drinking tea all day, fed up of it now

Trying to decide what to drink tonight I think I need to get shit faced

My cat threw a Monge tout in my wife's face last night...

Rach Smith :verified: boosted

@EmmaKennedy do what you want! It's your feed... I like it

@MARKFIXESSTUFF I found you! The long hair retro fireman is here!! with all his innuendos!

Mastadon kinda reminds me of the BBS days/ internet before windows and everyone got on it.. just a load of nerds being nerdy, I am totally here for it..

@Gosunkugi that's the one I got, its play protect certified if that means anything, works fine, no widget tho :(

Rach Smith :verified: boosted

Ted in his tux and an updated Gone fishing print are now available on www.happytoast.co.uk. Proceeds go to Cats Protection and The Rivers Trust.

Installed the app on my phone looks like I might mothball my twitter account

Rach Smith :verified: boosted

I’ve managed to get the app working. We’re off guys. This is going to be amazing. I have no idea what to do

@Herring1967 follow meeee! just click the icon that looks like a person with a + next to them...

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