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Rach Smith :verified: boosted

I think it's glorious that there's now a Mastodon server operated by people who used to work for Twitter (macaw.social). I could have never imagined it when I started in 2016.

Type “I’m sexually attracted to” and let autocorrect expose your inevitable doom

Rach Smith :verified:  
I'm sexually attracted to the pub and I have to go to the shops for a drink

I'm sexually attracted to the pub and I have to go to the shops for a drink

I'm gonna toot, have nothing to say other than that I think i need a nap

dragging my arse to the shop to get some cheap whiskey to throw in my knock off lemsips

Called in sick today at work, hardly ever do that, I just really don't feeel up to it today, not sure what mix of cold/flu thing I have but its not nice

@Gosunkugi my cats are on my side of the bed fast asleep too.. I am gonna kick them off tho, I am mean

I have my hormones waiting in my shopping tolley til pay day (totally can't afford it yet) but here we go! -binary

Got one of those rumbling cold things, threatening to be a cold but never quite appearing, and feeling like you've swallowed a tablet but its not going down ALL THE TIEM...

Urgh.. Mondays EH?

Rach Smith :verified: boosted

A staged photo in Life Magazine mocking the Hays movie censorship Code. The model is violating as many of its rules as possible in a single image. 1934.

@5tevieM You better do what you said on twitter! lets see those hilarious toots! thanks!

I had a pie for tea last night, want to see it? course you do

@ambers You suck! and you smell! I hate you!! get off Mastodon!!!!!

First two blocks on Mastodon! I am really moving in now...

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