Where does a pilot keep their sex toys?

In the cockpit!

::badum tish::

@freemo *Throws rotten tomatoes*

@trinsec @freemo
You are European, you should throw potatoes

@mur2501 Plenty of tomatoes here too.
@freemo

@trinsec @freemo Especially as a Dutch you should throw sea water at him

@mur2501 ... Uh why?

Is he a snail?

@freemo

@trinsec
No,
You just need more land for your cat to roam around
@freemo

@mur2501 And throwing a bucket of sea water over @freemo is going to help with that? 🤨

@trinsec I don't think, @freemo will mind bathing with some million buckets of sea water