Me as a repair shop owner: Hi what can I do for you?
Them: Hi, I just bought this a week ago and it broke, can you repair it?
Me: So this is the first time it has broken?
Them: Yes
Me: Sorry, then no. I am a repair shop, we only do repairs not pairs. Once someone has paired it at least once I would be happy to repair it for you however.
Them:...
Me:....
@JonKramer I dont own a repair shop, so not in the context.. but yea I did get to pull this off in real life a few minutes ago in a different context :)
@freemo TIL that the "pair" part meant "prepare" (https://www.etymonline.com/word/repair#etymonline_v_12814)
@freemo I really hope you used that IRL....