So earlier today I was talking to a stranger being all buddy and this woman walks by in a low cut shirt he says.

"Wow, she looks like a real slut, her tits are practically hanging out."

To which I replied, rather perplexed

"Why would you complain about tits, tits are awesome!"

Not sure if I'm a hero for saying that or an asshole, but one thing I know for sure, I'm honest.

@freemo My husband just this second said almost the same thing with me grumbling about a perfectly good photo of a landscape being ruined with a woman in the middle of it.

"Because boobs make everything better, that's why"

*facepalm*

You are both heroes for your honesty... real heroes... 😑

@freemo I should also say that this is a good natured poke at you and a half brick heave at my husband since he is always chasing my boobs around and I hate it:P