Anna @jellycrystals@qoto.org
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
@rochelimit @rbairwell Oh, so much this!
@rochelimit My handbook says "if you are absent for 3 consecutive days without an appropriate reason you will be terminated without pay". I questioned what appropriate meant and if terminated meant killed. No response...
@jezlyn I have not seen that since the cinema. Flashback!
@thorsheim It was the first sentence I questioned. Crikey..
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#3073 Tariffs
[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!
https://xkcd.com/3073/
Watched A Minecraft Movie yesterday. Delightfully stupid. I then went home and played 5 hours of Minecraft. #AMinecraftMovie
@thorsheim Did that happen?!
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@cryptomator What date of the year does this start from? 😜
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#3070 Orogeny
Most properties can only boast INDOOR heated floors.
https://xkcd.com/3070/
@compoundchem Kids ask at school all the time, why are them called Bunsen burners. I always replied Mrs Bunsen invented them but Mr Bunsen got the credit. I guess know I actually know.
@Alecto OMG. Want one.
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#3069 Terror Bird
There has long been debate about Big Bird's species, with some experts claiming he was a canary, but recent genetic analysis places him firmly in Cariamiformes.
https://xkcd.com/3069/
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#3068 Rock Identification
'Is it worth anything?' 'I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?'
https://xkcd.com/3068/
@MFDOOMALLCAPS I managed to finish it but I struggled to find any joy...
@skeletor But memes are cheaper than therapy...
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IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
