Anna @jellycrystals@qoto.org
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
Anna
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I've found the perfect shirt.
Ladies, please form an orderly queue. 😁
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All my mates know the harrowing story of how I nearly drowned as a kid and had to be rescued by helicopter. The story came up at a birthday meal and my mum said that never happened. After a lot of arguing and Googling we've figured out I fell asleep watching a 999 TV reenactment
@fesshole Mutton chops are the fucking best
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*** Online shopping in 2010 ***
Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.
Underpants Emporium: Certainly, sir. Your underpants will arrive on Monday.
Me: Thanks.
*** Online shopping in 2025 ***
Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.
*ding* ShipPirate.biz: Your package is getting shipped!
Me: Wait, who are yo…
*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is on the move.
*ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is on the way.
*ding* Underpants Emporium: Your pants-ckage is en route from us to you.
Me: dudes…
*ding* Underpants Emporium: Be sure to review your underpants!
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*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is out for delivery.
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*ding* Underpants Emporium: how’s that review coming along?
*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: the eagle has landed.
*ding* Underpants Emporium: customers who bought underpants also bought
@jezlyn The rules are if it comes into your timeline, you have to repost.
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Blessing your timeline (because I just rewatched it) 😀 (Lip Sync Battle between Zendaya and Tom Holland)
Played a cool boardgame called We Forlorn Few by the Aussie company Knife Edge Games. We got stuck on a rule and a mate went to the net for the answer. I went to the rule book, found the FB link and within 5 mins the maker responded to my message! Such customer service 💚 "Betray your friends, sacrifice your companions, or turn ravenous to become the new threat." https://www.knifedgegames.com/products/we-forlorn-few #WeForlornFew #KnifeEdgeGames
@fesshole Anyone done the side by side? Does it even taste different?
@yourfutureex look at those little butt cheeks.
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@dangoodin To remove the Gemini app, even on devices that do not allow you to disable it in the Apps menu:
𝗦𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗽 𝗔𝗗𝗕
1. Enable Developer options
- Launch ⚙️Settings
- Go to About phone then Software information
- Tap Build number seven times
2. Enable USB debugging
- Go to Developer options (in ⚙️Settings)
- Enable USB debugging
3. Install Android Debug Bridge (adb) on your computer
4. Connect to phone via adb
- Connect with a good USB cable
- Run adb devices
- Click OK on Allow USB debugging?
5. Disable Gemini app (left
- adb shell pm uninstall com.google.android.apps.bard
6. Disable Developer options (recommended)
- Go to Developer options (in ⚙️Settings)
- Disable by toggling On to Off
@RosyMaths Hang in there.
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Someone submitted a LEGO Idea of the “this is fine” meme and I’m here for it.
Don’t know LEGO Ideas? People can submit ideas for kits and anyone can vote for them. If they reach a target number of votes they can make it into production.
They got the votes. 👀
https://beta.ideas.lego.com/product-ideas/68f53992-92b0-4701-984a-a25f867ee17f
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My cartoon for this week's @newscientist.com #science #mattdamon
@trinsec I know Pinball Fantasies... I have tried many of the games but really miss the tactile nature of the real thing. Sonic Spinball is a fave though 🤣
Gosh I have missed playing pinball. 2 years of minimal play has meant I am def not playing well though. If you ever come to #Brisbane check out #ThePark #Netherworld and #PinballHaus for your #Pinball fix.
@RosyMaths I am secondary, no chat in primary < 12 years
@paul @s00laiman @staff @moderation It popped up an AI girlfriend when I went to the link.
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
