The truth is...

It's impossible to write a program in Pascal that will loop forever.





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@Pat Forever. it turns your computer into a perpetual motion machine and even if you pull the plug it continues to run anyway because it cant shut down the loop so it starts pulling energy from zero-point fields.

@Pat my computer is sub-quantum. It uses quarks and the strong nuclear force rather than electron spins and EM force. I figure while everyone else is wasting time trying to build quantum computers I'd just skip ahead to the next gen.

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My computer runs on transdimenional ectoplasm that sends commands (known to mortals as buzzwords) to the oracle(known as Cpu). Its processing power exists beyond time and space- so it may not appear to be working, but that's only a limitation of the user. Proper use of it requires appropriate peripherals such as a looking glass(lamely called a monitor), a scrying stone(called a mouse), runes(a keyboard) along with an ancient tome(known to mortals as a manual).

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