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A giant dip bowl shaped like a tortoise shell- made out of tortilla chips

Inside is filled guacamole

If math could represent food- what would a cake be?

Quick, God's asleep- bring out the horrors beyond comprehension!

Seven of Wands
Five of Wands
King of Wands reversed

5 of Swords
The Tower
The Fool reversed

Queen of Cups
King of Pentacles reversed
The Devil

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Three cards each from three different decks for three different questions.
-- Lovecraftian Horror deck
-- Luis Royo Black Tarot
-- Luis Royo Labrinthe Tarot

@vervet @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat @nyx @rowb1t

Pretty sure that was already done in a self driving Tesla. Followed by an accident on the freeway.

@nyx @vervet
Siri: "What I heard was: I love fucking science! Is that correct?"

@nyx @OneRatOneVerySmallTrenchCoat

Oh, I thought giving head would somehow make the car move.

A whole meaning to blowing a head gasket.

@wolf480pl
I need to make this into a cronjob that pipes it to my conky util...

You shouldn't have to choose between living in freedom and making a living: u.fsf.org/47y #FreeSoftware

lewd 

@mira @nasamuffin
@Waitnwallflower

Is this what it's like to have a pay wall materialize in real life?

@risottobias @wendynather

They see me rollin
They hatin

They hatin cuz they see me writing dirty

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