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@icedquinn
Conspiracy theorists can quiet for a sec and get back to their "medicinal" crack pipes.

@freemo
Hence my irritation. This will be the last time I apply for a job with them- hopefully things have changed since two years ago.

@freemo
I was rejected by email because my assessment response was unintelligible.

@freemo
According to the company I applied to (again), the first time around they turned me down because of it. Such a lame excuse is am easy way to get on someone's shit list.

I swear to f*ing god, if they say I can't speak English one more time...

@icedquinn
Imagine selling someone's daughter to them as a pet for said daughter- only to find out daughter is missing and eventually put said pet in a shelter that eventually gets euthanized.

This is up there with Sweeney Todd stuff.

Intel's 4004, the world's first single-chip microprocessor:

4 bit
2300 transistors
108 kHz clock speed
50 years of age

Happy Birthday!

>>sets small electric oven to bake and set timer
>>Ten minutes go by and oven is not heated up in the slightest
>> Get angry, touch filament to make sure. Definitely not heating up, but timer still going.
>> Wait another ten minutes and same thing.
>> Bang the top of oven out of anger and pull it forward to look at rear.

It's unplugged.

TiL that my smaller oven can have a functional timer without electricity.

@Pat
I did not know that was a thing. Thanks for the insight.

@Pat
I mean, you're not wrong- but that's not the answer we're always looking for in

Unfortunately, I thought of my ex heavily tonight as I went through a lot of late-romance songs. Now I have the incessant need to do karoke

Cradle Of Filth: Stay With Me lyics:::

If this world is wearing thin
And you're thinking of escape
I'll go anywhere with you
Just wrap me up in chains
But if you try to go alone
Don't think I'll understand

Stay with me
Stay with me

In the silence of your room
In the darkness of your dreams
You must only think of me
There can be no in between
When your pride is on the floor
I'll make you beg for more

Stay with me
Stay with me

You'd better hope and pray
That you make it safe
Back to your own world
You'd better hope and pray
That you'll wake one day
In your own world
Coz when you sleep at night
they don't hear your cries
In your own world
Only time will tell
If you can break the spell
Back in your own world

Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay, stay with me
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay
Stay with me

>>If you think for a second, that I could be a intentional cannibal- you have another thing comming.

>>No-one in my gene-pool is going to taste like maple bacon like what I get for $4 at Walmart.

Cradle of Filth : Lilith Immaculate lyrics:::
"Lilith Immaculate"

Church bells resounded like judgement day
As they were making love
In the rainswept graveyard
She fucked him hard, silhouetted by flame
A monsoon Tigress set upon prey

Fall for the love of me
Crawl for the love of me
Drool for the love of my virulent sway
I grow more master the faster the days

Lilith Immaculate

This delectable reaper
Her eyes were profound
Drawing him in deeper
Until he was drowned
Hurled on the shore
Of the world underground...

Lilith Immaculate

Mortal kind, a morbid wine
For this dark moon goddess
And freed to stretch her claws
This beautiful whore
Would be brutally honest

Tortuous one, taboos undone
A glittering star on a sea of myriad waves
And a thickening mist, a seductress
Leading lovesick hearts astray

Lilith

In the throes of orgasm, she bucked and he broke
At the height of the storm, the chaos they'd smote
Burning behind her in arabesque smoke
Framed a vision transformed as she sucked from his throat

Victoria smiled, her now golden eyes
Possessed a regal bearing
Of omnipotent power
From wet lips to her smouldering thighs
Her beauty perfected and her will agonised

Fall for the love of me
Crawl for the love of me
Drool for the love of my virulent sway
I grow more the master the faster the days

Lilith Immaculate

With dread single purpose
Her mind told him stay
She strode through the fire
Desire aflame
She murdered the nuns
In such horrible ways...

Lilith Immaculate

"That night we lay entwined on hay
Inside a soldier's barn
Her panting breath an opiate
As in her bolder grasp
I caught the scent of desert sands
The Holy lands, the fall of reason
But only when I smelt the blood
Did I fear her colder hand"

"I am darkness, I am sin
The Queen of lust invited in
Reborn at last to cast my
Fecund shadow on this world,
You shall worship me, enslaved
For many lovers shall I crave
And in return, I'll gladly pave
Your psycho path with pearls

For I have been grating
And waiting so long to find
The most perfect hostess close to me
Whose thin-ice troubled mind
Was like a cracked, black ornate mirror
To slip right through in time
When at last I wore Harmonia's necklace
The cursed twin serpents mine"

Tortuous one, debauchery won
The attention of Emperors, Princes and Tsars
For the toll of her kiss, no soul could dismiss
The advance of her throne from afar

This English rose with traits of those
Who graced the harems of the East
Adorned with thorns, she raised the horns
And scarlet hems to wasted priests

Fall for the love of me
Crawl for the love of me
Drool for the love of my virulent sway
I grow more master the faster the days

Lilith Immaculate

This delectable reaper
Her eyes were profound
They drew him in deeper
Until he was drowned
Hurled on the shore
Of the world underground...

Lilith Immaculate

Fall for the love of me
Crawl for the love of me
Drool for the love of my virulent sway
I grow more master the faster the days

Lilith Immaculate

The flutes and sweet wine
Of her voice anodyne
Her power was growing
Every hour malign
The truth, Lilith's kingdom
Drew closer with time

Lilith Immaculate

My questionaire got cleared out of my autosave that I had as a draft in ... now I have to redo my application questionaire all over again. If only I could refer to previous drafts like in a versioning system...

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