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@merchantHelios
Seems likely based off news reports of "a Florida man..." and memes

@sesily
"Cock a doodle Doo!"
Translates to
"Why am I alive!!!"

@SuperDicq @ame
She's listening to other people, just not her music...

Unless her music is on full blast so she can hear it and other people at the same time...

>> Successfully restore someone's dilapidated hand-made wooden box with ornate carvings.
>> Top it off with new coat of varnish, wd40 the rusted lock. Present it back in a cardboard box with tissue paper.
<< Go fuck yourself.
>> Sorry? You said you wanted it fixed.
<< Yeah, but now I have to look at it and feel guilty.
>> I guess I'll go...
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<<<<(2) omg that looks amazing!!
<<(1) yeah, I'm so happy it turned out so well!
<<<< Did you do it yourself?
<< I had to, it really meant a lot to my grandpa
<<<< Why won't lucifargundam do anything for you?
<< I don't know, just always depressed for no reason.

>> ....
>>(Internally) fucking seriously?

@TheGuyFromChile @dave
To be fair, there will always be non-believers in anything. That's just basic human stupidity.

@mathman
Ah so you mean in urban regions. Yeah that kinda goes without saying though. Other potential cyberpunk metros would be like Austin, Boston (?) and NYC... pretty defacto though.

@dave
Couldn't we at this stage of technology, just use the cloth to make make a model of what he looked like? Why is this still a subject of concern unless someone is trying to rewrite history?

@mathman
Silicon Valley is 4-6 hours north of LA. 12-14 hours in the worst of traffic.

@hj
>> Proceeds to overclock android girl in order to make s'mores inside special compartments.

"You may have a hard shell, but you're really soft and sweet on the inside."

@mathman
So what you're saying is that to be in California is to be Cyberpunk?

@shmibs @shibao
$10 at American stores like Walgreens, Walmart, CVS and Ross

Black Friday is coming up too.

@kzimmermann
>> Tech support, how many I help you?
<< I can't escape vim, help!
>> Have you tried installing emacs?
<< Oh that worked, thanks! Bye!
>> Adieu madame

@dave @kaosktrl
It's called mathematics. Some people are acute(nimble) enough to perform such calculations instantly without trouble.

Others are so obtuse (obese) that simple math is considered mental gymnastics.

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